video game elitist

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

Don’t leave

Fucking finally

I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like “uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuuuuck”

other cavemen

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

im losing my fucking mind

unga unga me gamer, want titty

me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes

me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships

*xfiles theme music*

*touches the dirt softly* something terrible happened here

OH MY GGGGGGOOOOODDDDDD

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

*five minutes before closing  time at work*

me: nice now that  theres no customers i guess i can start closing up :-)

customer:

i just want everyone  to know  that  anyone who taged this with “im the customer”   you  are  not even funy