16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

u ok homie?

<3 (:

Husband = בעל/Ba'al, with a ע

Onion = בצל/Batzal, with a צ

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

✨ If you see this, please spread the Kiwi of Luck to have a good day ✨

Me

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

call out post now

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

Suuuuuck

*FOOMP*

look at this

The video has audio, noises that – in some pattern I haven’t yet figured out – match the impacts of the circles; it adds to the experience, but isn’t necessary, if you don’t want to turn the volume on.

i… i never turned the sound on this video before

taking my pet bomb for a walk

he got scared

We're renovating and found a secret hiding place behind the wall.

Inside was a children's book of riddles from 1835.

We’re renovating

and found a secret hiding

place behind the wall.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

something charmingly twentieth century about this

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3