Wii sports last resort
sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful...
fun fact you don't really need to use a condom in europe because the way usamericans have sex is much more dangerous because we're more likely to be hit by cars
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives






