we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
now C:≡ approaching octopus territory
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onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory
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Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.
I think Op might be projecting a bit
You shut your mouth right this minute
Scientists estimate that roughly 100 billion humans have lived on Earth.
Although it is certainly arguable that true capitalism didn’t arise until the Adam Smith era in the 1700s, or even mercantilism a few centuries before, it is perhaps more tenable that capitalism has been the default prevalent system throughout the entire mainstay of human history, ignoring isolated and immaterial pockets of communal communistic practices in small hunter-gatherer communities and pseudo-transcendentalism. Therefore, other than the noteworthy communistic states in the 20th century, namely the Soviet Union, China, Vietnam, Laos, North Korea, Cuba, and some parts of Eastern Europe, the world has been dominated by capitalism for its entire existence.
Scholars estimate that communism caused roughly 100 million deaths in the 20th century. This is 1/1000th of the entire population to have lived, or 0.1%.
Capitalism therefore must have caused the other 999,900,000,000 deaths, or 99.9%. Ergo, in my irrefutable conclusion, capitalism is a terrible system that must be eradicated and replaced with the far less deadly communist agenda.
whenever i see gandalf i immediately go “i love that old bitch!” in my head. i wish my subconscious had chosen something more respectful but i do love that old bitch so!
Rainy spring 😌
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synths that live in my brain: the humans are dead (the humans are dead) the humans are dead (they look like they’re dead) we used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead) and we poisoned they’re asses (actually their lungs)
ship, i love robots and everything you post about data makes me absolutely love him. i never watched anything star trek in my life but honestly? after that sunset poem i really want to watch tng just for him. can i straight up watch it without any knowledge?
“Watching all the Data-centric episodes of TNG and nothing else” can be a confusing way to watch Star Trek but, like. It’s definitely not the worst.
What’s the worst way to watch Star Trek?
Skipping all the Data-centric episodes.
Most girls like her didn’t like the way they looked and hardly recognized themselves in the mirror, but Claudia was different. She liked to admire herself, and why not? She was a sight to behold.
At a mature 21 years old, she was no longer in her prime, but she had several years left to look forward to and could still attract the attention of younger males. She had a classic Mexican movie star beauty that would always be striking, if not in fashion. Her curves were rounded and well-developed. She turned a little to the side, standing on the tips of her toes to examine the full swell of her abdomen and the slender length of her graceful legs. She was not perfect, but then again, she’d yet to met anyone who could truthfully claim otherwise. Her form pleased her well enough, and she relaxed back onto her silken sheets.
She stared into the mirror in the corner and her own dark eyes stared back, small and close-set and glittering with unspoken thoughts. Her hair was dark and glossy, with strips of bright, coppery red for contrast. She kept it spiked in the back, in a pixie-like style she liked to believe said “don’t mess with me” that often irritated people. Her mouth was small and pink, tucked neatly away beneath her cephalothorax and protected by a pair of firm, pendulous chelicerae of even size, nicely separated and tipped with hard, pointy fangs. Her pedipalps were unusually sensitive. Her spinnerets were delicate and deft, but she usually kept them tucked away close to her abdomen.
Claudia was a strong, independent tarantula, and this post is only funny to spider enthusiasts who hate when women are written this way.
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Your new status: Revered