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fire breathing mammal

@arborification

ray, they/them , chronic enjoyer. like pokemon, zelda, sonic, splatoon and others. love everyone around you.

Salesman, or Spider-Man?

It was brought to my attention that a certain timeline/dimension-hopping Hylian would 100% be found by the Spider Society. He's not technically a spider-person, but he's magic, so they keep him around despite his clear lack of regard for the whole "rules" thing... Not like they can do much about it. The guy can teleport.

(My friend and I had a very long session of giggling and sharing suggestions on this concept, I could tell you a bunch about our new little Spider-Salesman, here.)

The sages! (and Link)

If there's one thing that I really love about tears of the kingdom, it's that you're no longer alone.

Breath of the wild really makes you feel the lonliness, everything is so big and so empty and quiet.

In tears of the Kingdom that's no longer the case, you have the sages with you at all times and you fight together and its Just ah. Very nice. Me Like it a lot

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when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put together a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

some of y’all r so stupid and should play pokemon black and white for nintendo ds