via weheartit
there are so many relatable comics for humans, but absolutely NONE for crabs. Lucky for you I am here to fix that
“It’s important in life to conclude things properly. Only then can you let go. Otherwise you are left with words you should have said but never did, and your heart is heavy with remorse.”
— Yann Martel, Life of Pi
Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”
Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)
“None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.”
— Jane Austen, Persuasion
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
College Resources
Amazon Prime:
You can get Amazon Prime free for 6 months if you are a student. That includes all of the perks such as prime video and fast shipping. All you have to do is verify your school email and you don’t need to make a new account if you already have one.
Apple Music:
Get a free 3 month trial and only pay $5 a month after. It syncs across all your ios devices, itunes and it’s even available for android.
Unidays:
If you are looking for discounts try Unidays. Sign up with your school email and you can get a bunch of discounts ranging from 15% to 40% off.
Swap:
If you are looking to save money when buying clothes then try Swap. They have tons of used clothes from a lot of name brands for really good prices.
Spotify and Hulu:
If you are tired of downloading each song and listening to ads then you should get Spotify for students. It is only $5 a month and it will save you so much time and you can listen to music offline unlike the free version.
“Ultimately, it is the desire, not the desired, that we love.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US






Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return
Thank you for your contribution to the birding community
Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs





for you

fucking caterpillars, man
“Before falling in love with me, you must know about the constant meltdowns, and the nights of endless tears. You must know about my damaged heart, and my broken soul. Be aware that I never sleep at night, and sometimes I talk in my sleep. You must know about my need for your love, as well as my distant personality and constant fear of losing you. And know about my terrible fear of spiders, and the way I eat too fast for my own good. But once you fall in love with that part of me, you can fall in love with my tender smile and warm embrace. You can fall in love with that part of me, you can fall in love with the way I’ll warm your hands in mine, and tickle your feet with my toes. You can fall in love with the way I’ll make you soup when you’re sick, and how I’ll kiss you when you get hurt. Fall in love with the way I laugh, and the soft spoken words of encouragement I’ll give to you. You can either fall in love with me as a whole, or not love me at all.”
— Julie Martinez (via @wizdomly)
“The night is warm with you.”
— Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil
“Do not look for my heart any more, the beasts have eaten it.”
— Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil
“My rage is a knife, I sharpen it on my tongue.”
— Channing M (via le-immorte)
““If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lay with me and just forget the world?””
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