By vibes

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

I think I might have a new horrible, terrible, fucking amazing story idea.

Okie dokie it took a very disturbing turn very quickly but here’s the idea;

Imagine the tiniest, most wimpy, pathetic, pitiful dragon you possibly can. She’s got blunt horns and blunt teeth, and her claws aren’t very sharp! She’s a little smaller than your average house cat! Her name is Altheria. Her hoard consists of;

And she’s so little she can’t even hold the coin in one paw. It’s not a big coin, she’s just little and doesn’t have thumbs! 👍

So the other dragons are all bigger and greedy, and very mean to her. She’s struggling to hold onto her one pathetic coin, and these other dragons are fucking HUGE with caves full of gold, yet they’re super greedy and want all the gold they can get! So one of them sees Altheria’s single little coin and steals it. She tries to fight back, but they’re so big compared to her that they just bat her out of the sky like hitting a fly with fly swatter.

So she’s lost her entire hoard in one night, and she’s feeling pretty pathetic, when she sees a poster!

HELP WANTED - RESCUE PRINCESS ELIZABETH - REWARD 15,000 GOLD

and she gets a very bad idea, but she’s pretty desperate and stupid so she does it anyway!

So the story follows Altheria as she blunders her way through this quest to save the kidnapped princess (so tragically taken days before her wedding!!!) And she kinda sucks at it. She mostly skates by because everyone looks at her and goes “She’s so small!!! She’s harmless!!!”

And there’s this thing called The Gift that people are born with. Only people with The Gift can understand dragons, so no one knows what the fuck she’s saying anyway. Everyone just ignores her!

Well Altheria makes it to the bandit infested fortress where the princess is only to discover….

Drum roll please!!!!

The princess wasn’t kidnapped. She ran the fuck away because she was not vibing with that whole marriage thing. She’s taken over this small army of bandits and become their leader. She’s plotting to take over her father’s kingdom and become queen instead of being sold off to some prince. She’s building an army.

Elizabeth has offered every would-be rescuer to show up a choice; join her cause, or die. Out of 37 would be rescuers, only three have joined her. The other 34 she defeated and killed in single combat. Because she’s a badass.

She then ransomed the bodies to their families for a shit load of money.

So Eliza has The Gift, and gives Altheria the same choice but with some added sugar; if Altheria joins up, she can be Eliza’s treasurer.

Altheria takes one look at the 35,000 gold Eliza has built up, and Eliza promises they’ll get even more gold if they can take over the kingdom… And Altheria is 100% on board!!!!

But the reason dragons need gold is simple; the more gold a dragon possess, the larger they grow. That’s why Altheria was so small. She only had one coin! But now she has 35,000 that she (kinda, she shares with Eliza) owns.

Altheria starts growing again. Throughout their quest to take back the kingdom in Eliza’s name, she gets bigger, her teeth and horns get sharper, her fire gets hotter… She becomes a fucking badass, just like Eliza.

That’s as far as I’ve gotten so far.

This story is badass. hehe~ Imagine Eliza and Altheria going around defeating the other dragons that bullied Altheria before (in the sense of robbing; unless dragons do “fair and square” matches to get the Gold) and Altheria just becomes this extra huge, extra strong, extra badass dragon and the rest are now the tiny fly treatment dragons. XD hahaha

I have this image in my head of Altheria eating the alley cat that was mean to her in chapter one, but this works too

OP can I 🅱️lease draw fanart

I would die for you if you did

Bless

And you know I had to draw my favorite part

I’m actually crying oh my god I can’t see the screen anymore my eyes are too blurry with tears in my god oh my god oh my god do you understand you’re my favorite person now? Holy shit holy shit holy shit I love you she looks so little and perfect it’s exactly how I pictured it thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU❤ ❤ ❤

I hope you know I’ve been sitting here in hysterics repeating SHE’S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD SHE’S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD SHE’S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD

I WOULD DIE FOR ALTHERIA

(she’s gOT A LITTLE FORK SWORDDDD–!!!)

I LOVE ALTHERIA!!!

a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back - this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!

Fun fact - in German, dandelions are called 'Löwenzahn' - which translates to 'Lion tooth'.

Just sos you knows, AO3 is down under a DDOS attack right now. They’ve been coming back in little blips and then disappearing again. It’s been several hours. (For reference, it’s currently 3 p.m. eastern, July 10, 2023.)

https://twitter.com/AO3_Status/status/1678468065070030856

The culprit (as with a few other DDOS attacks recently) is Anonymous Sudan, a group that is likely Russian, not Sudanese. The ‘reason’ they gave–that AO3 is “full of disgusting smuts and other LGBTQ+ and NSFW things,” is thin and probably not completely legit, though still legitimately concerning.

The AS claim: https://twitter.com/FalconFeedsio/status/1678397195039526912

Reporting on AS: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-28/anonymous-sudan-does-group-behind-microsoft-cyberattack-have-ties-to-russia (you can use archive.ph to get this one, 12ft doesn’t seem to work)

As noted here, https://twitter.com/honeyskeleton/status/1678449598703050769:

So, again, when AO3 comes back online, please don’t go hard with refreshing all your tabs. Please do remember to download fics you love early and often as  you continue in your whole ~reading journey~. And please do support AO3 through a dono or becoming a donating member, if it is possible for you to do so.

Because @staff is too cowardly…

Your daily dose of cat memes

Bro. I still got this blog? Damn. It’s been a minute.

So, like how are y’all doing? What’s been happening? It’s been what? 2 years.

I'm still kind of here and at the end of next week I'm gonna visit a very very good friend I met on the internet 😊

It pains me to do this because everyone should have a right to read my work but due to AI scrapers, I will be making my work on AO3 available to registered users only. I know this sucks because you need invitations for AO3 but I want to keep my work safe and this is just one way I can

Yep. Same here.

I have had mine set to logged in users only for a long time as was getting shitty comments from people who didnt like my work.

Ironically i was just checking messages over there and someone had commented on an old unfinished WIP that they wished i'd 'get on and finish this otherwise they'll put it into AI to get it done'.

I've contacted AO3 about it, blocked them, and have actually deleted all my old unfinished works.

They said what? 🤯

How can people be so bloody blatant!

So sorry that happened to you.

Things like this make us writers even more nervous about posting our work

How do you set it to logged in users only ?

I'm yet to find a way to do it as a blanket switch on, but when you post new fics one of the tick boxes is 'show work to registered users only'.

@winter2112rose

when you're in the 'Works'-section, on the top right there's a button that's labeled with 'edit works'.

You click on that one and select everything.

Then again click on 'edit work' and on the bottom of that page you can turn your works into for logged in users only.

Funniest thing about living in Germany is that occasionally you're like I should go to the park oh wait nvm it's closed off today because of the bomb squad.

My biggest flex is that I've never been evacuated even though they keep finding bombs in my neighbourhood because the evacuation radius always ends a couple houses from us

Just heard a loud noise and felt the house shake for a second so I guess they're finished with the thing

Hi,

It’s you friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

For reals, it doesn't even have to be a whole cat.

...That sounded wrong.

Anyway, I have a neighbor who rescued a frostbitten, bedraggled little kitten with a badly injured leg, he had to have some amputations done at the vet's and though Admiral Nelson has some battle scars, he's the dearest, cuddliest tri-paw'd, one-eyed, half-tailed thing ever, and sure enough, the judges considered him Best in Class for his personality and demeanor. He didn't just get a ribbon, but a little medal and he did so well at the cat show, that's how come my neighbor decided to get him formally certified as a therapy cat. Now he has a little vest, and alternately a sort of navy uniform one with a pinned-up sleeve, and when humans are dealing with orthopedic surgery, amputations, even just being unwell in general at a rehabilitation facility where my neighbor works, they sometimes get to spend time with him and often feel quite a bit better.

There was an awkwardness when a nurse had a tuna salad sandwich at the charge desk, the Admiral decided to leave his sleeping patient and go inquire if a deserving cat might have a quick bite between watches, a different patient spotted him in his naval uniform and was worried her medication was causing hallucinations, but apart from that, the little guy does awfully good work and is a popular fellow.

All cats are best cat. That is science.

reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:

if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people

Having a good URL is no longer an excuse. We shoot on sight, it's up to you to warn us you're real.

Emphasizing that this isn't just a quirk of Tumblr Culture--we've had active malignant bot invasions before and we'd like not to have that again

The Germans hold the world record in the consumption of fruit juice: On average, every German consumes 28 liters of fruit juice per year beating Sweden and Poland with 22.8 and 21.9 liters per capita and year, respectively. This is a marked decrease to 2018, where the consumption was 31.5 liters per capita and year. The favorite is orange (7.4 liter), closely followed by apple (7.0 liter) and – a German oddity – multi vitamin juice (3.9 liter).

Germany is the center of fruit juice production in the EU. Half of the fruit juice producers in the EU is based in Germany. They produced about 4 billion liters of fruit juice in 2018.

Das erklärt die Ähnlichkeit zu einem Saftladen.

Whoa! Der sitzt!

doing this with anything is an awful hit, but god, there are so many youtube accounts that serve as the last existing records of so many dead people's voices. feels especially perverse

When is this suppose to happen???

the policy takes effect now, the deletions begin december

Signal boosting... :/

Complain and yell at them. Backlash works.