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willabee in the hallway

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

Came back wrong but it's. The format this consciousness was first backed up is no longer compatible so some untranslatable characters will now read like extended ascii symbols

Person with auditory issues, before you is a foreigner with a heavy accent. They're gonna tell you their name, which includes sounds not found in your native tongue. You must spell their name correctly.

Asking them to repeat or spell their name won't cost you anything but might be considered rude.

Good luck.

Demolition

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

I think about this video all the time

You. Are. A. Leetle tief…

Commission for Arrezos on twitter

This is basically like a modern Vine, the vibe, the humour, the length...

Amazing

This is basically

like a modern Vine, the vibe,

the humour, the length…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

five mandarin oranges weigh exactly as much as him <3

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

Fluffy fossil stuffed toy mascot (ikimon)

well, he's a bread

Boa & Saddle expansion REAL

K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Remnants, and Everworld book series:

During the height of covid I reread every single Animorphs book for the first time since I was like 9 years old. And do you know what’s amazing rereading them as someone in their 30s? They probably hold up better than any other children’s series I’ve ever read. The social messaging is incredibly on point, without beating you over the head with it. Which is an amazing feat for books as short as those are.

Applegate and her ghostwriters really created something special.

I still wish I could live in the timeline where it was her books that became the once-in-a-generation sensation.

Pokemon Heritage Post

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

I needed this.

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here