*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
reblog to shrink wrap their director forever
PLANET OF THE BASS — DJ Crazy Times ft. Ms Biljana Electronica (2023)
"We have agreed on the matter of expansion," she told a radio station run by her ministry.The leaders from the BRICS nations have adopted a document that sets out guidelines, principles and processes to consider for countries who want to join the stable.[...] She said a more detailed announcement would be made by the BRICS leaders before the conclusion of the Summit on Thursday.[...] Pandor said Rousseff had indicated some really exciting thinking about the future and the whole discourse around the use of local currencies.
23 Aug 23
"We have agreed on the matter of expansion," she told a radio station run by her ministry.The leaders from the BRICS nations have adopted a document that sets out guidelines, principles and processes to consider for countries who want to join the stable.[...] She said a more detailed announcement would be made by the BRICS leaders before the conclusion of the Summit on Thursday.[...] Pandor said Rousseff had indicated some really exciting thinking about the future and the whole discourse around the use of local currencies.
23 Aug 23
why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?
Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.
I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger
A lot of people died in the boats tho:/
I would have paddled away quickly
I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person
I don't think you understand exactly how good I am at running
It's awesome how much HCPs hate you if you're a gay man who fucks and wants to protect your and your partners' health
So far in the last two years I've:
- been repeatedly turned down for a monkeypox vaccination because I'm not a healthcare worker despite being at high risk
- had my insurance refuse to refill my PrEP for more than one month at a time because it's too expensive for them despite the fact I need longterm refills due to studying out of country
- had my third Hep B shot refused because my doctor proscribed me labwork I didn't know about to determine whether or not I "really need" a third shot despite CDC + every other health org's guidance that adult MSM with multiple partners should get a three-dose schedule as an adult
So fucking relatable but with NHS
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
This is Margaret when she opens that email
there's a lot happening right here
i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr
First of all, if your constitution does not grant your citizens the right not to be murdered for profit by corporations, it's time to throw it away and start over.
Second, my inner pedant would scream at me for months if I didn't point out that this is very clearly covered by the "life" part of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." (Which granted isn't in the constitution per se, but the people who worship the Founding Fathers treat the constitution and the declaration of independence as two parts of the same holy text regardless.)
With the actors and writers strike in the U.S., I'm reminded of this tweet from John Cho who got zero payment from a residual check.
They literally spent money, to tell him he made none.
With the actors and writers strike in the U.S., I'm reminded of this tweet from John Cho who got zero payment from a residual check.
They literally spent money, to tell him he made none.
well see it can do the work of the colon, the semicolon, or the parenthesis with more speed and less formality than any of these, plus you can use it to capture the stream-of-consciousness effect of a comma splice with much less loss of clarity. sort of an all-purpose punctuation for the casual yet elaborate written construct.
I believe in the em-dash because the em-dash believes in me
nyanguardparty
"there's no shadowban on tumblr"
I love how this explanation completely removes the capability for bad results to come from bad human inputs - if you’re struck by the system and you’re not a Russian Spambot, it can only be due to issues in the systems that administer and set your trust ranking. The concept that staff could strike you or otherwise reduce your rank because you’re, say, a black blogger making posts about Ferguson or BLM, is completely out of the question here. The only origin of bad actions is faults in code, not bad actors. It’s like how techbros talk about AI or, hell, crypto - ‘code is law’, but applied to moderation.
In any case ‘there is no shadowban, but there is a system wherein we can strike your account to reduce functionality’ is a hilarious thing to say!
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Same reason why when a younger kid tries to playfully fight with you, the appropriate response is not to sweep the leg, get them on the ground and then start kicking.
incorrect, absolutely do sweep the leg, not because they asked for a fight but because children falling over is funny
extremely unsettling how some people have actively embraced applying “consent” to other people existing in public
I think many of them would genuinely call the cops on homeless people having sex, on gay people fucking in a bathroom stall, on people they can hear fucking in an adjacent motel room, on [people they assume to be] sex workers, and on any woman whose clothing doesn't cover up her nipples
this sucks and isn't excusable even if you're a 19 Year-Old Minor or whatever, this is a fucking DANGEROUS attitude. you are going to hurt people. you are going to do serious, direct, lasting harm to people around you
Are we actually defending sex crimes.
Is this where we are now.
When I was showed this I did not belive it was serious yall are ACTUALLY defending sex crimes.
Obviously of calling the cops can be avoided yeah, avoid it. Tell retail staff, ask them to stop of ur safe, what ever. But no one is owed sexual satisfaction at anyone else's expense and youre kinda glossing over the fact that yk??? Children will be exposed to it???
And yeah it fuckung sucks but sometimes you have to call the cops like... yk when someone is commiting a SEX CRIME?!?!?!
How is this serious with people seriously agreeing this has gotta be fucking bait
#seriously yall are degenerates #im all for sex posative shit but??? #this is premoting sex crimes dude.
(1) not your “dude” (you fucking worm),
(2) lmao
(3) using your Nazi terminology while pearlclutching over Evil Sex Deviant Criminal Perverts Corrupting The Youth Of Our Society isn't as subtle as you think it is
(4) eat shit about it
“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what
Milk is from breasts yum
unironically love how normally the characters in umbrella academy reacted to the transness of victor/elliot