Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don't have.

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

one of my favorites of all time

that’s kamala harris

obsessed

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

Laika how did you make this that fast

Who do you think gave you the dream

People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.

#some of us do not have to pretend #fuck it real face #ffvii

Went record shopping today

What’s

What’s on the record?

Exactly what you’d expect!

Bringing back this old classic to destroy some vocabularies

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

faeries have replaced my baby with a way cooler baby

giant creaking skull behind me

dont worry about it

This one is the best in a while

ten of swords.

original

(you can get this as a print on my inprnt and on other merch on my redbubble 😉😉)

her pussy is wise and the sex is enlightening

his pussy is stupid and the sex makes u dumber

XOXO GG

my favorite thing to do at work is lie to customers