having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
Anonymous asked:
What's your jacking off technique
get cropped idiot
Did you just circumcise my post??
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow
happy watch your mouth this isn’t one of your homosexual dance clubs monday
the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed
lol. lmao even.