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I Swear

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I love you with all of my heart.... the only thing I want is to spend my whole life with you. I know that there is nothing about me that makes you want the same I just wish. I wish I could be everything you want and more. I wish I was there for every lesson, every fall, every time you were at you best and every time you felt at your worst. I wish I wasn't so dense then maybe you would still be there. I'm sorry for all the pain I have ever put you though. If either of us should have been punished for their actions with pain it's me(and I know that's what you are doing now). I guess I just wish that you would still be mine even though I know I'm wasting your time. I never meant to kill the love in your heart but now I know that I really am impossible to love. Thanks for trying but I suppose it's too late for me now. I will always love you no matter what

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thetomboyishmermaid

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

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sailorstoner
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marisatomay

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

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sleepy-bellla
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transhumanisticpanspermia

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

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