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WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE FANDOMS!

In this episode Oliver gets down to the task of choosing exactly what stories are going to go into this short story cycle of a sword & sorcery novel, discusses the importance of order of information, figuring out the word count he wants to aim for and more. www.soimwritinganovel.com PATREON: www.patreon.com/soimwritinganovel BUY OLIVER’S BOOKS: https://www.oliverbrackenbury.com/store SO I’M WRITING A NOVEL… TWITTER: https://twitter.com/so_writing OLIVER’S TWITTER: https://twitter.com/obrackenbury Oliver’s Link Tree (For everything else): https://linktr.ee/obrackenbury

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

The moment that man started speaking -

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That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

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Space. Romance. Botany! In a time when humans have long since left Earth for other worlds, physical contact has become an outdated concept and an embarrassing social faux pas. But there are some, it would seem, who feel otherwise…

Abeille and Miel are unable to forget the accidental touch they shared and decide a more hands on approach might help them understand what it all means. While great in theory, they are now finding it harder and harder to deny the feelings blooming between them despite their strictly educational experiment.

Love Not Found is a series exploring themes of love and intimacy in an era when humans choose to forego physical contact similar to themes found in The Naked Sun and Demolition Man.

The series features a sweet, sincere main character who smiles through her own emotional difficulties and a richly developed ensemble cast with multiple LGBTQ+ couples. Fans of Steven Universe and Sailor Moon will enjoy the strong themes of love, friendship, and romance that are at the very core of the series! 

KICKSTART THIS PROJECT:

I saw this on Facebook a while ago and a friend pointed out that the text on the bottom is very important. As it turns out, they aren't actually paying $18/hr for the life of your career there. It's a temporary thing, like 3 months or so, and then they drop your pay to minimum wage. It's another tactic to take advantage of people because that's all capitalism is really capable of.

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Y’all make sure you check that asterisk BEFORE applying.

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Remember: THIS IS A UNION-BUSTING / STRIKE-ENDING TACTIC.

DON'T BE A SCAB.

DON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE.

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“ All right, first: don’t panic! Second: don’t panic! And third: did I mention not to panic ? ” – Jiji

KIKIS DELIVERY SERVICE 便 1989 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki 駿

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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.