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The Aquarium

@aqua-sys

This is a "personal account" for dumb little posts. 》 Aquarium System! 🐡🦈 》 Traumagenic, dni for syscourse and shit.

Some System members.

🔪 Kris, he/him

😷 Maya, they/them

☠️ Roxy, she/they

🚚 Lexi, she/her (formerly Alex)

⚾️ Aubrey, she/they

❓️Blurry or don't want people to know

There are more, so many more people reblog stuff. If ever curious just ask and 9/10 times you'll get an answer.

Previously Moth Dust

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

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THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

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this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

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“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

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Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

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^Same for me

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They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

SWORDTEMBER DAY 23: CHAIN

"Once a simple traveller’s weapon, the sword is now a prison for something large, and looming. Its gaze pierces you to the bone, leaving your flesh cold and your limbs tangled in a web of paranoia. It is begging to be freed."

An old Auramic entity trapped in an unnasuming blade. Also, bonus points for any of u who can remember where I recycled this animation effect from hehehe

Chained greatsword

Rare, greatsword

This weapon has +2 on attack and damage rolls.

This sword can hold up to 10 charges, at the beginning of every dawn it regains 1d6 charges.

When a creature attempts to attune to this weapon, they must make a DC 16 wisdom saving throw, on a fail they take 3d12 psychic damage and lose that much max HP for as long as they’re attuned to the weapon, on a success they suffer no Ill effect.

You can use this weapon to cast spells using its charges, the spell save DC is 16

You can expend 2 charges to cast hold person at second level

You can expend 4 charges to cast Fear at third level

You can expend 10 charges to release the demonic presence inside this blade during combat, the sword becomes nonmagical while this effect occurs, you cast summon greater demon to summon a barlgura. this creature is friendly to you until combat has ended. When combat ends you must make a DC 16 religion check, on a success it returns to the sword, on a fail the sword becomes permanently nonmagical and the barlgura becomes aggressive to you.

On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

crit role fandom is off the shits in ways I can't comprehend and I don't even have to be in the fandom to know this. every CR drama I have the displeasure of tangentially encountering is a labyrinthine web of bizarre allegations that seemingly have nothing behind them but stretch on forever. The cast has cultivated such an intensely parasocial connection with their fanbase that people act like they've had their house broken into and every piece of furniture removed like that scene in the fresh prince of bel air every time roy mustang or jaina proudmore or whoever the fuck is on that show does something with their character that rustles their jimmies. I saw fanart rolling in as the first episode of C3 was premiering for characters that had been revealed literal minutes ago - the kind of insane turnaround normally only seen from pokemon porn artists when a new female character drops. no one seems even the slightest bit perturbed by the fact that every epsisode is four hours long, that's just a normal amount of content to both watch on a weekly basis and get caught up on. I'm never sure if I'm horrified or in awe