A person - who chose not to share any brand or contact information - on the street in Tokyo wearing a gothic Japanese steampunk kimono style with a face mask, floral headpiece, and bonnet. Full Look

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hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste

FGO JP's current event is about taking feet pics for Baobhan to rate

I am not making this up:

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

2P

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

And even machines need to rest all the time. Even unfeeling blobs of steel need maintenance, upkeep, and care. They need to be turned of every now and then to cool down.

Trans woman, immediately post-deportation, homeless, living in a hotel, PLEASE HELP

I thought I planned ahead really well for this, but maybe not?

For several years, I lived as an asylum seeker in eastern europe. Seeking employment was not legal and I obeyed the law by e-begging on here.

I've had a couple successful fundraisers leading up to the deportation, but things didn't go well, and I'm now stranded in a different, more expensive part of eastern europe on a 30 day tourist visa.

I need to not only survive here, but also get out ASAP and to my actual destination country, upon arrival at which I will quickly be put on a legitimate path to citizenship.

The thing is, that flight will be expensive. Guaranteeing the safety of my cats in transit, even moreso. My cats have been my only friends for three years and this is non-optional.

We're looking at a price of like, 1300$-ish for the ticket alone, lowballing. It's quite a distance and obviously needs to be re-planned.

0/1300$

[ko-fi link, which is owned by paypal]

$406/1300$

Guys nobody has donated in like three days and this is really important. My next flight's in two days.

Listen the momentum on this post is really low but I'm taking a nine hour flight tomorrow so can people just circulate it anyway? Thx

Haunting the Narrative Round 1

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

smile and say GOLDEN! 🤳

「Hoshino Angels」 by Dishwasher1910 | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.