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DAVE

Help him conquer Tumblr. Spread Dave to all corners of the world. He really wants to be in Greenland or Norway. Can you put him on your blog? Always reblog DAVE. 

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her.

Instead I just swam for the surface.

“Freeze those knees, my chickadees, ‘cause Korben is in the place and he’s on the case!” ~Ruby Rhod

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From @dunderkitten: “This is Michael Scott, actual cat version of the character in The Office.” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2jqENQ7 ]

“You look anxious”

Thanks it’s the anxiety

When Trump supporters keep commenting on your photos…

Smart Milk & Cockroach Milk

Engineers are working to create a “smart cap” made of 3-D-printed electrical and wireless materials that will be able to detect levels of bacteria in milk. These caps will be able to sense changes in bacterial levels via electrical signals, helping to determine whether or not milk has gone bad. What else may be involved in the future of milk? Cockroaches. A specific cockroach, Diploptera punctate, is the only species of cockroach known to give birth to live young and produce a type of “milk” containing protein crystals. This “milk” is a highly nutrient dense substance containing a time release protein. Researchers have sequenced the specific gene in hopes of replicating the crystal utilizing yeast, for use in protein supplements for those who struggle to get adequate nutrition. What we’re reading…

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

My heart

I’m not crying

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

praise science

Awesome women in STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) fields!

Edit (3/27/15): “Where’s Marie Curie?! Where’s Ada Lovelace?! Where’s etc.”

#InternationalWomensDay

These cats are not really in the mood of cuddling…