They have accepted their fates

The Creeping Terror (1964) [colorized]

This is what happens to the little guys after we review them.

So... what happens now?

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

free him

BALANCE IS RESTORED !!

I checked the guy's Reddit account. He shaved it off because it was too high-maintenance and he was super busy after the birth of his daughter. Feel like the original Tumblr post is kind of implying that his wife pushed him to do it, which I'm happy to report isn't the case!

That is extra sad actually because that's exactly the sort of mustache a pilot SHOULD have

red fox // 2

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chelldos for the soul <3

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

psa: if you hear about someone in a spiderman suit with a blonde ponytail sticking out the back, that is not "spidergirl" nor is it "spiderwoman". i was trying something new and i didnt like it

a demon gently, lovingly forcing an orgasm out of an overanxious angel. its wings fluff and flutter uncontrollably while it rides their fingers, begging "no, please, i can't, i can't cum, i don't want—"

being told so softly "you can, honey, let go for me, i've got you, let yourself have it—"

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

imagine being such a shit person that elon musk tells you to get a hobby

i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3

please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.

please image this dragon