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@apricotsgirl

hiya, my name's dani. she/her. I'm a larrie, wolfstar/jegulus/drarry stan, succession sucker, sweet tea lover, film lover too. oh, and fangirl in general
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

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Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

Anyone with a brain doesn’t have to wonder why in less than 24 hours after Armie is cleared does this “news” with obviously staged pics get dropped. Clear as day. 

Not hard to put the pieces together. 

The day is coming when none of this will be necessary in their minds. 

I have no doubt in my mind where Timmy’s heart and mind really are, and it ain’t with this one.