Avatar

@apricops

“Europe is filled with groups of all kinds who are annoyingly insubordinate, and they should be celebrated a bit more.” - Danubia by Simon Winder || proud father of Manorpunk || 32 goddamn years old || he/him
There are 12 soil orders (the top hierarchical level) in soil taxonomy.[2][3] The names of the orders end with the suffix -sol. The criteria for the different soil orders include properties that reflect major differences in the genesis of soils.[4] The orders are:
  • Alfisol – soils with aluminium and iron. They have horizons of clay accumulation, and form where there is enough moisture and warmth for at least three months of plant growth. They constitute 10% of soils worldwide.
  • Andisol – volcanic ash soils. They are young soils. They cover 1% of the world's ice-free surface.
  • Aridisol – dry soils forming under desert conditions which have fewer than 90 consecutive days of moisture during the growing season and are nonleached. They include nearly 12% of soils on Earth. Soil formation is slow, and accumulated organic matter is scarce. They may have subsurface zones of caliche or duripan. Many aridisols have well-developed Bt horizons showing clay movement from past periods of greater moisture.
  • Entisol – recently formed soils that lack well-developed horizons. Commonly found on unconsolidated river and beach sediments of sand and clay or volcanic ash, some have an A horizon on top of bedrock. They are 18% of soils worldwide.
  • Gelisolpermafrost soils with permafrost within two metres of the surface or gelic materials and permafrost within one metre. They constitute 9% of soils worldwide.
  • Histosol – organic soils, formerly called bog soils, are 1% of soils worldwide.
  • Inceptisol – young soils. They have subsurface horizon formation but show little eluviation and illuviation. They constitute 15% of soils worldwide.
  • Mollisol – soft, deep, dark soil formed in grasslands and some hardwood forests with very thick A horizons. They are 7% of soils worldwide.
  • Oxisol – are heavily weathered, are rich in iron and aluminum oxides (sesquioxides) or kaolin but low in silica. They have only trace nutrients due to heavy tropical rainfall and high temperatures and low CEC of the remaining clays. They are 8% of soils worldwide.
  • Spodosol – acid soils with organic colloid layer complexed with iron and aluminium leached from a layer above. They are typical soils of coniferous and deciduous forests in cooler climates. They constitute 4% of soils worldwide.
  • Ultisol – acid soils in the humid tropics and subtropics, which are depleted in calcium, magnesium and potassium (important plant nutrients). They are highly weathered, but not as weathered as Oxisols. They make up 8% of the soil worldwide.
  • Vertisol – inverted soils. They are clay-rich and tend to swell when wet and shrink upon drying, often forming deep cracks into which surface layers can fall. They are difficult to farm or to construct roads and buildings due to their high expansion rate. They constitute 2% of soils worldwide.

god id love a farming game where you had to know all the soils and stuff

Avatar

tip: you can brew a Combat Potion by mixing Plastic Nurdles with Vial of Albanian Blood.

Avatar

Combat Potion effects: Uncontrollable Vomiting (10m)

Item Description: like most American neo-folk remedies, the Combat Potion has no perceivable effects besides severe indigestion and a faint sense of shame from participating in the weird race-magic of the American peasantry.

one of the things that makes autism a disability (and why some of us choose to label it as such rather than an “alternate neurotype”) is the stress. 

part of autism is just being incredibly stressed. overstimulation? stress. holding a conversation? stress. something happening to our schedule? stress. people talk about how often autism is recognized and diagnosed via our stress responses (like meltdowns) because it is just so common to see autistic people stressed because of lack of accommodations to how our brains work.

and this matters because stress kills. stress causes a lot of health issues, or it can trigger pre-existing ones by making certain chronic conditions flare up. i once had a psychiatrist very unhelpfully tell me i “just need to manage my stress” when the stress i was describing was things i could not avoid in neurotypical society and can’t “just get over”. i can do “self care” all i like but i cannot at the very base level change the way my brain inputs information and reacts accordingly.

i only learned this year that loud noises aren’t physically painful for other people. i have lived 34 years in a world in which my friends and family regularly physically hurt me at random just by shouting, and i thought everyone else just thought i was kind of a wimp for not dealing with the pain as well as they did.

like. loud noises physically hurt. it’s like a static shock from my ears to my spine that doesn’t stop until the volume goes back down. i thought we all agreed that ‘that’s too loud!’ and covering our ears meant ‘ouch!’. turns out i’ve been dealing with a stressor almost no one else has, my whole life, alone.

autistic people have to keep functioning through debilitating levels of stress that no one else in their life acknowledges or helps them with. it’s no wonder that their most visible ‘tells’ are breakdowns

This is why I feel kind of weird about disability being aggressively talked about as neutral. It… can be? It isn’t always? This doesn’t mean you can’t also have disability pride, or that you shouldn’t?

It’s Complicated is literally most of life.

A Southern Tradition: The Dogtrot House-

Prior to the advent of air conditioning, an understanding of local environments enabled southerners to build in ways that buffered the harsh climatic realities. The dogtrot, also known as a breezeway house, dog-run, or possum-trot, is a style of house that was common throughout the Southeastern United States during the 19th and early 20th centuries.

The main style point was a large breezeway (instead of a hallway) through the center of the house to cool occupants in the hot southern climate.

The dogtrot is also known as “two pens and a passage”. One room was typically used for sleeping and the other for cooking. The covered open center passage was the main sitting room in warm weather that was cooled naturally by breezes that intensified in the open passage. The center passage was often used as the dog kennel and thus the name dog trot.

The original dog trots were made of logs with a fireplace on each end. Later dog trots were framed with wood siding.

The first time I ever heard of it was from the “Outlander” Series. The house in Frasier Ridge was a Dogtrot house.

•Read more at Dogtrot houses at https://craneisland.com/2019/11/06/a-southern-tradition-thedogtrot/

my wife and I were doing our steam summer sale shopping and she told me “you have to check out Dicey Dungeons, I know you’ll love it.” So I got it, opened it up, and saw that the main antagonist was Lady Luck, a smug and domineering game show host dressed like a bisexual cavalry officer, and went “ohhhh, she was right.”

Avatar

adding ur mutuals on discord feels exactly like when u start hanging out with ur school friends outside of school

Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

Look, medication and therapy are essential, but I think we shouldn't underestimate this form of treatment

Anonymous asked:

Where does the neighborhood pickup truck dude fit into the Manorpunk social hierarchy?

It is a position of privilege and respect, but demands much in return. The Pickup Truck Dude must be physically fit and a good driver, but also patient and personable; you will spend a lot of time stuck in a crowded car with people you half-know, and it is easy for tempers to flare up over long drives. Because of this, aspiring Pickup Truck Dudes will often host “barbecues,” public feasts featuring Germanic amounts of meat and beer which are common among the manors, in order to show their masculine prowess and ability to remain calm while multitasking.

and to be clear, in my ideal world the use of cars would be limited to every neighborhood (or equivalent) having a guy with a pickup truck whose job is being the guy who has a pickup truck

Avatar

I think the thing about Americans complaining about the suburbs is that we forget that having your own personal yard and a personal vehicle are both things that most people would rather have than not have, and were not created solely as part of a Machiavellian scheme designed to alienate people.

Avatar

all the euros in the notes going “how can you POSSIBLY assert so confidently that people like having things” as if saying that people like having things is a symptom of American brain worms. this is what happens when you don’t wear bike helmets

You can just as easily say that for the nice things from urban environments, like proximity to resources and safer streets, and these would also be fairly straightforwardly true.

"People would much rather have streets that are safe to walk on than not and shorter travel times to places they want to go, these are not solely because of a Machiavellian scheme to get you to live in the pod."

A statement in this form is meaningless because it doesn't include the relevant costs and tradeoffs, all you're saying is "people like the things they like." It's true but not useful.

Avatar

I will fully admit that I phrased this poorly, and it was in response to repeatedly seeing discourse to the effect of “the car-and-house was entirely a top-down imposition foisted upon hapless Americans, if only they could realize that they don’t Actually Enjoy any part of it and everyone would be happier living in apartments,” and yes, that’s true of a lot of people, but there are also a lot of people who go “having a car is in fact very convenient when buying large amounts of groceries or things like furniture that you can’t just lug home on a bus” or “I would like to have a house because sharing walls with my neighbors leads to no end of bullshit,” and then I got mad on the internet, basically, which is never a good idea.

Avatar

I think the thing about Americans complaining about the suburbs is that we forget that having your own personal yard and a personal vehicle are both things that most people would rather have than not have, and were not created solely as part of a Machiavellian scheme designed to alienate people.

agreed, but to digress a bit: modern US suburbs are a weird sort of compromise where we tried to cater to people's desire to have a manorial estate, and like I can relate to that because I would like a manorial estate, sure! but ironically I think that because they sit halfway to that desire, because they're this awkward compromise that pretends to be an ideal, they actually lead to really raw tensions between neighbours over trivial shit in a way you're less likely to see in a dense area just because in a dense area people are already inured to "well what are you gonna do". in the suburbs people have these, like, icelandic saga feuds over where a tree is

Avatar

in fairness, raw tensions over trivial shit is a foundational part of having a manorial estate

I think the thing about Americans complaining about the suburbs is that we forget that having your own personal yard and a personal vehicle are both things that most people would rather have than not have, and were not created solely as part of a Machiavellian scheme designed to alienate people.

Avatar

Joe Biden venting to his friend on discord: idk sometimes the way people treat me makes me feel like such a Joe Burden :(

Avatar

the State Pantheon is basically “hey you know how there’s certain Types of Guys that keep reappearing through history? what if we made like an astroturfed Euhemerist religion based on that? we won’t get weird about it, it’s just a fun way to express humanity’s spiritual bent without the baggage of existing religions, please don’t be weird about it” and then people got weird about it