Wow, that escalated quickly…

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

ooooh I wholeheartedly agree

my archive is full of said classic posts, if anyone wants to make this happen :)

How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.

Gallus: Ha! You thought I was straight because I’m a jock! But us gays can be anything we want, son! Lawyers, congressmen, murderers, dentists-

Smolder: Life coaches for rich people’s pets. It’s a thing, get into it.

funny horse drinks the funny grimace shake

Following mass reports of negative side-effects from thousands who consumed the Grimace shake, health professionals began formulating a Grimace vaccine from the only immune individual known.

Lyra is having a hard time with all the needles.

funny horse drinks the funny grimace shake

Following mass reports of negative side-effects from thousands who consumed the Grimace shake, health professionals began formulating a Grimace vaccine from the only immune individual known.

Lyra is having a hard time with all the needles.

my true form

It’s basically a requirement...

I wouldn’t own a Luna plushie or anything… >_>;

Do you have a question for Theo? https://asktheo.tumblr.com/

Silverstream: (marching up to Gallus)

Gallus: Hey, Silv-

Silverstream: (grabs his face and pulls him close) We are the descendants of the dinosaurs the meteor could not kill.

Gallus: …….

Silverstream: Is that fucked up or what?

Gallus: ……. How much coffee have you had this morning?

Silverstream: I can feel the keratin in my scalp forming hair. And as interesting as that is conceptually, I believe now is the time for medical intervention.

Gallus: (pulling out his phone) Right, I’ll call Trixie to give us a lift to the hospital.

a little horse

This is a different common room. The other one is closed for repairs.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

World Heritage Post

Starlight: How old do you think I am, Sandbar?

Sandbar: (internally) Okay, there’s no way to answer that and not get in trouble. Change the subject.

Sandbar: (out-loud) Miss Headmare, my parents and I would be honored if you and Counselor Trixie joined us at our home this Sunday for some homemade jambalaya.

Starlight: Well, it would be good for Trixie to get out of the house…

Sandbar: (internally) Oh, god, she’s actually thinking about it! Change the subject back!!

Sandbar: (out-loud) You’re 45, Ma’am.

Starlight: You think I’m that old?

Sandbar: J a m b a l a y a