leaving home
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'you should flip your canvas while drawing/painting' what i don't know can't hurt me
Succulent (If you like my art, please consider supporting me! I post comics to my patreon every day and sell prints on inprnt. Links are in my pinned post! :D)
Image description:
A gouache painting of a black rose succulent against an orange background. The plant has bright yellow flowers and dark leaves with blue, grey, red and green tones.
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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
hey.
[Image ID: a tag that reads "#tw lies". END ID]
Has this been done before? Anyways I think it’s funny
[id: two copies of a drawing of phoenix wright and mia fey from ace attorney, one with text overlay and one without. mia fey stands in the background behind the defense bench, staring intensely at various pieces of evidence laid out in from of her. she is also sweating nervously, and has raised one hand to cover her mouth while the other is crossed over her chest. in the version of the image on the right, there is bold white text overlaid on top of her upper body. it reads: “my lawyer, not understanding how she’s losing”. phoenix is standing in the foreground, visible from the shoulders up, and is dressed in the red scarf and white mask he wore in university. he pulls his mask down with one finger, sweating heavily with a wide, nervous smile and a wink. there is a thin trail of blood pouring out of one side of his mouth. in the version of the image on the right, there is a text overlay near his face that reads: “me, who’s been eating the evidence.” end id]
[ID: a digital drawing of Franziska von Karma from the Ace Attorney series. She has a shocked expression and is reaching for her shoulder. Manfred von Karma is behind her, facing away from the viewer, gripping his arm. There is a bright red line going through both of their shoulders, with a burst effect where it passes through them. Franziska is coloured entirely in light to mid blues, Manfred in mid to dark blues. The background is black.]
the von karma legacy, or something like that
The plague doctor covering me in leeches
[image id: an ao3 tag reading "Humor". a cursor is hovering over the x button, prompting the bubble "remove Humor"
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Community Label: Mature
choose your path wisely
going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious
[image description: a photo of two paths going forward into some woods. The left path is labeled "penis serious" and the right path is "penis delirious". End description.]
Community Label: Mature
Sexual themes
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
mrspider-deactivated20221213
Anonymous asked:
go whiteboy go
you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow
mrspider-deactivated20221213
[id: ask from an anonymous user reading: "stop white boy stop". end id]
I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it
and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me
The Coast of Labrador, William Bradford, 1866
[ ID: a realistic painting of a sandy coast during daytime, with many rocks of various sizes scattered around, a grassy hill just behind it and large mountains that are almost straight right behind that. to the left, by the foreground, is a small boat with a person on it.
the sky isn't very visible, as it's a bit cloudy and foggy. the sun is by the center of the sky, making part of the horizon visible. it reflects on the water. /End ID ]
I love the alarmed tone of the cat meows when I’m home much later than usual. It sounds like “did you know?? Did you know it is late at night?! Hey! Hey! Did you know that there has not been dinner?! No dinner for cats? Hey! I can tell you are as concerned and worried about these developments as we are. My brother and I are also very concerned. No dinner!! The cats have not had dinner! Hey! Heeey!! Should you maybe call a police or pope or something? Congress? Dolly Parton? Did you know about this?”
[image description: a very cleanly edited imitation of a still from a news broadcast. It shows a wide-eyed cat sitting down and a person holding a microphone up to it. The “urgent” news overlay just says Gato, with “miau” repeated along the entire bottom of the screen. (Gato is the Spanish word for cat). End ID]
if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
