TotK No Armor Goron Responses

I saw a post showing the NPC reactions to Link wearing nothing so I took screenshots around Goron City.

My personal favorites are "Half off? You and me both" and "We got a live one!"

story behind this audio: i was on the tf2 wiki, clicking random page, as one does on a wiki, when i landed on the item called "texas half-pants." this item has a voice line at the top of its wiki page. there is a link that says "click to listen" to this audio clip, which i assumed would bring up an audio player or at least take me to a separate page to listen to the audio in my browser. instead, it automatically downloaded the sound clip to my computer. i was laughing at this, saying, "this is on my computer now, great," and i clicked on the file to open it, thinking it would play it in whatever media player i had set as default. it did play…but apparently my default music player was set to itunes. so it opened itunes, added the clip to my itunes library, played the clip, and THEN started playing the next song in the queue, which was coconut mall from mario kart wii. so this is what i experienced just now.

me when im absolutely winning at gay sex

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK

eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED

visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS

what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

certified iconic post

1,000 Cisgender Male Proboscis Monkeys Gathered For Beer And Toys Deep Underground. The Males Enjoyed Pale Ale And Oatmeal Stout On Draft And Pulled Wooden Ducks Around On Strings.

1,000 Females Stayed Above Ground To Listen To A Podcast

whenever my program freezes

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

meet cute prompt

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

when someone calls me the mom friend 🤢 god i wish i could abort you

they keep calling Oppenheimer a theoretical physicist but there's enough historical evidence for his existence that they should probably just admit he's real