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Reblog this if you think Asexuality is a legitimate sexuality

I’m trying to prove a point to my parents, who think that I’m being “prudish” and that I “will eventually find the right person.”

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once in my science class our teacher was giving us a lecture on how we all failed, and when she was talking about our study habits, she said “you all just glance at the material and are done, well that ain’t it-” and i swear on my life almost everyone in that class (like 12-14 people) muttered the word “Chief" 

all our heads popped up because so many of us had said it quietly that it sounded like one person had said it really loudly and our teacher was so confused but honestly it was the best experiences of solidarity i have every seen in my life

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

conventionally attractive people are not allowed to rb this

I know Bolo is supposed to be “the one good Titan”.  But sometimes I think in my head, what if he’s just using Nightfall, Gary, and the rest of the crew to get what he truly wants? What if Bolo was actually even WORSE than all the other Titans, so they decided to imprison him.  The other Titans are bad, but Bolo is off the charts. So, Bolo found Nightfall, decided to lie about the whole “I tried to close the breach so my Titan friends got mad at me” and is using Nightfall to escape.  @space-finally brought up that Nightfall only knows the story from Bolo himself, so he could fool her into believing he’s the one good Titan. And now that the breach is closed, Bolo straight up comes back and says that he wants Gary to help free him. I’m kind of worried, because once Bolo is freed, he’ll have this whole universe to himself with no other Titans to bother him.  It’d be a hell of a plot twist if Bolo decided to turn against them once they’ve done everything for him. Anyways, just a theory or an idea. He might truly be a good guy, but who knows.

Thanks for reading.

Take this post as a sign not to kill yourself.

You are a beautiful person. Your smile lights up a room. Your laugh is warm and light. You are smart, and funny, and nice, and if you killed yourself, the world would be deprived of having you in it. You may think to yourself, “It won’t matter. Life will go on, and so will everyone else.” But that’s not true. It does matter. You are taking your own life, and in taking your own life you’re taking away your spark, your light, your everything that makes you you, out of the world. You are beautiful, and you are loved, and I love you. 

Take a deep breath, and go get some sleep. And please, please, please don’t kill yourself.

Please reblog this, you never know when someone will need to hear it.

Experiment

I’m doing a type of experiment

My brother keeps telling me aro/ace people aren’t real and that they don’t exist.

Reblog or like this if you ARE aro/ace or you support them

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

This all makes me so, so, so happy. 

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.