100 WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS🍸

 I cut a lot of toxic people out of my life last year, including family and friends that I’ve known forever and now I’m at a point where I don’t really have any friends. I’m not gonna lie, it was very hard to do. But once I learned how to spend time with myself and actually have fun, I appreciated the process, this took me a couple of days to make, so I hope you guys really enjoy this!

Heres 100 ways to have fun without having any friends:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

Nigga thought he kilt the game with that one😂

I’d never thought I’d see one of my favorite movies on tumblr…

Looks exactly like my father, and is something his trifling self would say 😂

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

Y’all.. what Danai be doing to these men 😂💗

I mean look at her 🤤

she and i gonna have a talk about this when we get home

Brrruh looool

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow! 

I have an interview in less than an hour so crossing my fingers

I HAVE AN INTERVIEW THURSDAY

For anybody who needs it :)

SUGAR BABY, SPOILED GIRLFRIEND, TROPHY WIFE YOUTUBE CHANNELS TO FOLLOW 💰

💖 Cyndi Sofia  💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ What About You Is Intriguing? Describe Your “Brand”

→ How to Become a Rich Man’s Muse Replay

→ Are You a High Value Woman? 

💖 Michaela Pink  💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ HOW TO MAKE HIM CROSS THE ROOM FOR YOU | FROM GETTING LOOKS TO BAITING HOOKS

→ IF YOU LIKE HIM, LEAVE HIM ALONE

→ MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES | WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EARS

💖Pretty Woman 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ 10 Sugar Daddy Red Flags!!

→ TOP 5 places to meet a Sugar Daddy

→ Sugar Daddy: Sugarbaby Safety Guide

💖School Of Affluence 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ 10 Ways To Look Expensive On A Budget - School of Affluence

→ How Law Of Attraction Changed My Life - School Of Affluence

→ What nationalities are the most generous, all my previous jobs & the key to a happy relationship!

💖SheRaSeven1 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ How to Get Money From a Sugar Daddy

→ Act Like the Prize and Weed Out Dusty Men

→ Things to Never Talk About On Dates

💖ZIVA 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ HOW TO GET MONEY FROM A SUGAR DADDY 💸 Turn A Guy You Meet into Your SD

→ Do you HAVE to sleep with your sugar daddy?

→ How To Get A Sugar Daddy 💰(part 1)

For those who don't know...

idk some people might not know this stuff. Sorry it’s kinda out of order.

Ascendant is how you act in new situations.

Moon is your emotional personality.

Sun is your fundamental qualities.

Jupiter is what you value.

Pluto is your inner drive.

Neptune is your idealism.

Mercury is how you communicate.

Saturn is your work ethic.

Venus is your romantic inclinations.

Mars is how you take action.

Uranus is your freedom needs.

ted talks by brown women

the art of seduction - Seema Anand he threw acid on my face, not on my dreams - Laxmi Agarwal 7 ways to make conversation w anyone - Malavika Varadan turning adversity into opportunity - Muniba Mazari it’s okay not to have a plan - Mithila Palkar why fit in one box when you can choose many? - Priya Malik decoding the Gita, India’s book of answers - Roopa Pai unwrapping the gifts of menstruation - Sinu Joseph how storytelling saved me - Mehak Mirza Prabhu being interdependent - Mohana Arun a degree does not dictate your destiny - Aashna Shroff hard work can change your Destiny - Jai Madaan the muslim on the airplane - Amal Kassir role of storytelling in our lives - Deepa Kiran a female bodyguard breaking stereotypes - Veena Gupta you matter & your dreams matter - Niharika NM great change comes with small steps - Mansi Mehta why you don’t have to wait til you grow up - Ishita Katyal changing gender dynamics - Laxmi Narayan Tripathi  fighting forced marriages and honour based abuse - Jasvinder Sanghera how men and women can have better relationships - Manju Kapur

All Serena steps on the court to do is fucking play tennis. Why does it always end up being about everything but that? Why does this woman always have to fight? LET HER PLAY! LET HER LIVE!

Because they can’t stand when a woman is successful…

Because they can’t stand when a black woman is successful…

Because they can’t stand when a dark skinned black woman is successful…

Because they can’t stand when a built dark skinned black woman is successful…

Because Serena Williams is everything they can’t stand but she’s still successful

When you change, don’t announce it. Just bloom.

Some info on how to pair products! aka Skincare 101

Omarosa in the White House

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Stripper Tutorial Masterpost

The links are in order from beginner to advanced. Most of this is aimed towards dancers-to-be or baby strippers, so there aren’t many complicated moves on here. Also, please note that this list is incomplete. I will be adding to the Bootywork and Lapdance sections in given time and as I find better videos/tutorials. FLOORWORK: Sexy Worm (with Spin Sity)  The Dive (with Spin Sity)  The Clock (with Spin Sity)   Crawl (with Pole 2go) Goddess Rising (with Pole2go) Outside Tick-tock Clock Variation (with Pole2go) Leg Peels (with Pole2go) Floor Fan Kick (with Pole2go) Backwards Shoulder Roll (with Melonie) Four Ways to Get Up From the Floor (with Dirdy Birdy)  Twisted Grip Floor Roll Down (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Drop & Roll (with Cleo the Hurricane) Advanced Pole Press Handstand (with Cleo the Hurricane) POLEWORK: Basic Walk (with Pole2go) Eternal Pole Walk (with Pole2go) Figure 8 Walk (with Pole2go) Hip Circles (with Pole2go) Booty Dips (with Pole2go) Pole Plie (with Pole2go) Beginner Fireman Variations (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Sunwheel/Ankle Hook (with Dirdy Birdy Beginner Pole Climb (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pole Sit (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Pole Plank/Layback (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Angel Spin (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Fan Kick (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Cradle/Cradle V Spin (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pirouette Variations Inner and Outer Grip (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Bodyrolls (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Invert and Exercises Before (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Gemini Aka Outside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Intermediate Scorpio Aka Inside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Tips for Using a Spinning Pole (with Veena)  Static Pole Spins (with Veena)  Back Arch Slide (with Pole2go) The Wrist Seat (with Pole2go)  Corkscrew Spin (with Pole2go) How to Shoulder Mount (with Blush Dance) Jade (with Muse Fitness) Jade Split (with Cleo the Hurricane) BOOTYWORK: How to Twerk For Non-Twerkers (with Firestarter)  How to Twerk Tutorial and Leg/Booty Workout (with Keaira Lashae) Ass Clap 101 (with Imani Rose)  Booty Pop on Floor (with Amy Shi)  Booty Flexing Exercise (with Empre$$)

STRENGTH/FLEXIBILITY/STRETCHING Beginner Pole Strengthening Exercises (with Dakota Foxx) Back Stretches/Flexibility Training (with Dirdy Birdy)  Four Exercises Every Pole Dancer Should Know (with Veena)  Tips For Splits and Hips (with Veena)  Stretching for the Splits (with Veena)

I think this may be the only post I will be known for on this site lol Thank you for helping it get over 1K in notes guize

24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year

Here’s an easy resolution: This stuff is all free as long as you have access to a computer, and the skills you learn will be invaluable in your career, and/or life in general. 

1. Become awesome at Excel.

Chandoo is one of many gracious Excel experts who wants to share their knowledge with the world. Excel excellence is one of those skills that will improve your chances of getting a good job instantly, and it will continue to prove invaluable over the course of your career. What are you waiting for?

2. Learn how to code.

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Perhaps no other skill you can learn for free online has as much potential to lead to a lucrative career. Want to build a site for your startup? Want to build the next big app? Want to get hired at a place like BuzzFeed? You should learn to code. There are a lot of places that offer free or cheap online coding tutorials, but I recommend Code Academy for their breadth and innovative program. If you want to try a more traditional route, Harvard offers its excellent Introduction to Computer Science course online for free.

3. Make a dynamic website.

You could use a pre-existing template or blogging service, or you could learn Ruby on Rails and probably change your life forever. Here’s an extremely helpful long list of free Ruby learning tools that includes everything from Rails for Zombies to Learn Ruby The Hard Way. Go! Ruby! Some basic programming experience, like one of the courses above, might be helpful (but not necessarily required if you’re patient with yourself).

4. Learn to make a mobile game.

If you’re not interested in coding anything other than fun game apps, you could trythis course from the University of Reading. It promises to teach you how to build a game in Java, even if you don’t have programming experience! If you want to make a truly great game, you might want to read/listen up on Game Theory first.

5. Start reading faster.

Spreeder is a free online program that will improve your reading skill and comprehension no matter how old you are. With enough practice, you could learn to double, triple, or even quadruple the speed at which you read passages currently, which is basically like adding years to your life.

6. Learn a language!

With Duolingo, you can learn Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, or English (from any of the above or more). There’s a mobile app and a website, and the extensive courses are completely free.

Full disclosure: BuzzFeed and other websites are in a partnership with DuoLingo, but they did not pay or ask for this placement.

7. Pickle your own vegetables.

Tired of your farmer’s market haul going bad before you use it all? Or do you just love tangy pickled veggies? You too can pickle like a pro thanks to SkillShare and Travis Grillo.

8. Improve your public speaking skills.

You can take the University of Washington’s Intro to Public Speaking for free online. Once you learn a few tricks of the trade, you’ll be able to go into situations like being asked to present at a company meeting or giving a presentation in class without nearly as much fear and loathing.

9. Get a basic handle of statistics.

UC Berkeley put a stats intro class on iTunes. Once you know how to understand the numbers yourself, you’ll never read a biased “news” article the same way again — 100% of authors of this post agree!

10. Understand basic psychology.

Knowing the basics of psych will bring context to your understanding of yourself, the dynamics of your family and friendships, what’s really going on with your coworkers, and the woes and wonders of society in general. Yale University has its Intro to Psychology lectures online for free.

11. Make your own music.

Step one: Learn how to play guitar: Justin Guitar is a fine and free place to start learning chords and the basic skills you’ll need to be able to play guitar — from there, it’s up to you, but once you know the basics, just looking up tabs for your favorite songs and learning them on your own is how many young guitar players get their start (plus it’s an excellent party trick).

Step two: A delightful free voice lesson from Berklee College Of Music.

Step three: Have you always thought you had an inner TSwift? Berklee College of Music offers an Introduction to Songwriting course completely for free online. The course is six weeks long, and by the end of the lesson you’ll have at least one completed song.

Step four: Lifehacker’s basics of music production will help you put it all together once you have the skills down! You’ll be recording your own music, ready to share with your valentine or the entire world, in no time!

12. Learn to negotiate.

Let Stanford’s Stan Christensen explain how to negotiate in business and your personal life, managing relationships for your personal gain and not letting yourself be steamrolled. There are a lot of football metaphors and it’s great.

13. Stop hating math.

If you struggled with math throughout school and now have trouble applying it in real-world situations when it crops up, try Saylor.org’s Real World Math course. It will reteach you basic math skills as they apply IRL. Very helpful!

14. Start drawing!

All kids draw — so why do we become so afraid of it as adults? Everyone should feel comfortable with a sketchbook and pencil, and sketching is a wonderful way to express your creativity. DrawSpace is a great place to start. (I also highly recommend the book Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain if you can drop a few dollars for a used copy.)

15. Make your own animated GIF.

BuzzFeed’s own Katie Notopoulos has a great, simple guide to making an animated GIF without Photoshop. This is all you need to be the king or queen of Tumblr or your favorite email chains.

16. Appreciate jazz.

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Have you never really “gotten” jazz? If you want to be able to participate in conversations at fancy parties and/or just add some context to your appreciation of all music, try this free online course from UT Austin.

17. Write well.

Macalester College’s lecture series is excellent. If you’re more interested in journalism, try Wikiversity’s course selection.

18. Get better at using Photoshop.

Another invaluable skill that will get you places in your career, learning Photoshop can be as fun as watching the hilarious videos on You Suck At Photoshop or as serious as this extensive Udemy training course (focused on photo retouching).

19. Take decent pictures.

Lifehacker’s basics of photography might be a good place to start. Learn how your camera works, the basic of composition, and editing images in post-production. If you finish that and you’re not sure what to do next, here’s a short course on displaying and sharing your digital photographs.

20. Learn to knit.

Instructables has a great course by a woman who is herself an online-taught knitter. You’ll be making baby hats and cute scarves before this winter’s over!

21. Get started with investing in stocks.

If you are lucky enough to have a regular income, you should start learning about savings and investment now. Investopedia has a ton of online resources, including this free stocks basics course. Invest away!

22. Clean your house in a short amount of time.

Unf$#k Your Habitat has a great emergency cleaning guide for when your mother-in-law springs a surprise visit on you. While you’re over there, the entire blog is good for getting organized and clean in the long term, not just in “emergencies.” You’ll be happier for it.

23. Start practicing yoga.

Most cities have free community classes (try just searching Google or inquiring at your local yoga studio), or if you’re more comfortable trying yoga at home, YogaGlohas a great 15-day trial and Yome is a compendium of 100% free yoga videos. If you’re already familiar with basic yoga positions but you need an easy way to practice at home, I recommend YogaTailor’s free trial as well.

24. Tie your shoelaces more efficiently.

It’s simple and just imagine the minutes of your life you’ll save!

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