Going to have to rewatch all my shows with my cat so he knows what’s going on when they premier in the fall.

Everyone else watching Stranger things 4 volume 2:

“I’m so scared someone’s going to die.”

Me: “I’m so scared they’re going to have Steve and Nancy get back together.”

*Bangs fist on table* Okay, OkAy hear me out.

I’m looking at you writers/directors/creative team/ Ms. Shonda Rhimes herself!

Bridgerton season 3-

After he finds out Pen tells Collin about how she single handedly saved their family from finical ruin without anyone noticing.

Collin goes to ask Portia for her blessing there’s a debaical argument much like there is in the book, but it ends with them leaving instead of Pen and her mom making up at their estate.

Okay cut to their engagement party Pen is obviously distraught still but keeping a brave face. His family is comforting her and all that.

Anyways so now it’s time for their waltz and the music is a Regency version of… *drum roll*

Matilda by Harry Styles.

Though I thought of this because the lyrics are so perfect for Pen, just the music itself would be amazing much like Kate and Anthony dancing to Wrecking ball.

And they’re dancing and dancing and then they’re twirling and the Bridgeton family is coming around them to dance with them, but like people are switching up partners because it’s cute and fun. Even Eloise is dancing because at the end of the day Pen is her best friend and no matter what they’re soul mates. And she’s who brought Pen into the family to begin with.

And Simon is dancing with Hycainth because cuteness overload, Benedict is with Kate, Eloise and Francesca are with Gregory. Anthony is dancing with their mother and Daphne. Just smiling like idiots at their sweet hopelessly in love Collin and the family around them.

And they’re dancing they’re laughing they’re dancing — BOOM — slow motion!

They’re dancing they’re dancing a twirl here and a spin there and the music starts to fade Pen bows to Collin only to look up and find Portia at the edge of the dance floor with tears in her eyes. She and Pen reconcile by this I mean she apologizes to Pen and though it’s not fixed it’s better.

Shonda Rhimes please give me a call I just want to help.

Anyway Here are the lyrics to Matilda so you can understand what I mean -

You were riding your bike to the sound of "It's No Big Deal"

And you're trying to lift off the ground on those old two wheels

Nothing 'bout the way that you were treated ever seemed especially alarming 'til now

So you tie up your hair and you smile like it's no big deal

You can let it go

You can throw a party full of everyone you know

And not invite your family 'cause they never showed you love

You don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up, mmh

Matilda, you talk of the pain like it's all alright

But I know that you feel like a piece of you's dead insidе

You showed me a power that is strong enough to bring sun to the darkest days

It's none of my business, but it's just been on my mind

You can let it go

You can throw a party full of everyone you know

And not invite your family 'cause they never showed you love

You don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up

You can see the world, following the seasons

Anywhere you go, you don't need a reason

'Cause they never showed you love

You don't have to be sorry for doing it on your own

You're just in time, make your tea and your toast

You framed all your posters and dyed your clothes, ooh

You don't have to go

You don't have to go home

Oh, there's a long way to go

I don't believe that time will change your mind

In other words, I know

They won't hurt you anymore

As long as you can let them go

You can let it go

You can throw a party full of everyone you know

You can start a family who will always show you love

You don't have to be sorry for doing it on your own

You can let it go

You can throw a party full of everyone you know

You can start a family who will always show you love

You don't have to be sorry, no

*opens an original work in progress*

*begins writing*

Do da do, click clack moo cows that type

(It’s me I’m the cow)

*Reads work back*

*Slams computer shut*

I have once again written another fan fiction

Rinse wash and repeat every 3 to 5 Business days or 3 to 5 business months no in between.

Wish more separated parents of teenagers could get along the way Steve and Eddie do.

…do we think it’s to late for me to be cast as the love Steve Harringtons life, with his and hers nail bats?

…OoOoOo I knew it was gonna get better.

Lucy and Jucy…

Yes 1000% my favorite episode so far.

I’m gonna need a whole spin off and half.

I want Chenford to happen so bad yes but honestly if all we get out of this episode is…

TIM AND DIM

You know I’m like pretty okay with that. It’s been 12 minuets and already my favorite episode of the Rookie.

Actual footage of me May 15th before getting into bed to watch the finale.

Sex can’t compare to fresh cornbread.

No I will not be having sex to confirm this, I’m right and that’s all.

I’m thriving in this time of an Andy Garf Renaissance. 

The way I just connected the dots between my need to be the youngest in the room and my affinity for older men and age gap ships (So long as they’re consenting adults)

What is this why am I like this

I need this diagnosed right now

This has gotta be a syndrome? Disease? Infection? Disordered?… unrealistic love standards based of off media and my intense hobby of combatting reality with story’s I make up in my head before bed?