apostrophevevo reblogged
thanks Doug
apostrophevevo reblogged
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
apostrophevevo reblogged
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
teppelin-deactivated20121122
panickyintheuk
panasonicyouth:
kimcrow:
lord—loldemort:
tophatkurt:
homemadedarkmark:
teppelin:
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
OHMYGAWD O.O
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it— OH MY GOD.
I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
scoutingleijon
OH
LISTEN ALL U PEOPLE SITTING THERE STARING AT IT, YOU’LL GET IT EVENTUALLY I PROMISE IT TOOK ME A FULL 5 MINUTES
THIS TOOK ME FOREVER
so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
gingerminion
IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW
missmomomiya
I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck
apostrophevevo reblogged
mylifeofloveandhate
this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.
This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.
livinglifeclean
It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad
bardockpunk
I’m always going to reblog this
parkingstrange
I wish more people understood this
apostrophevevo reblogged
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
mishassbuttofthelord
HOW
paint-me-a-butt
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
m-a-l-t-a-r-a
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
thefandomlyfe
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
kirksthyla
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
d0nn0
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
apostrophevevo reblogged
oh woops I forgot to give a fuck
apostrophevevo reblogged
overdid
do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends
apostrophevevo reblogged
tinychatter-deactivated20150813
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
apostrophevevo reblogged
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
mishassbuttofthelord
HOW
paint-me-a-butt
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
m-a-l-t-a-r-a
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
thefandomlyfe
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
sarabatikha
ohmyespinosa
I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES
One time my sister convinced me that the black market was a thing where on Sundays in alleys people dress up in black and sell things
apostrophevevo reblogged
tsarbucks-deactivated20190812
i’m fluent in talking shit
One time my friend convinced me that my mother pays her to spend time with me and I cried
I hate hugging but not because I don't like being touched it's because I'm never sure which way the other person will but their head like wiLL YOU PUT IT TO THE RIGHT WILL YOU PUT IT TO THE LEFT WILL YOU PRESS OUR CHEEKS TOGETHER WHAT IS THIS
apostrophevevo reblogged
pupbutt-deactivated20150711
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
Single and not hot enough to mingle
My grandpa bought me weight watchers ice cream Whatchu tryin to say grandpa