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semi charmed kinda life

@apoptoticc

chicago
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Noot Noot

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

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me: maybe... I do... want to be in a relationship... perhaps... that would be... nice... possibly
me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up
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syntacked
Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

Albert Einstein  (via syntacked)

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This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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This cool caterpillar in Peru will transform itself into looking like a snake when it feels threatened [x]

BUT EVOLUTION ISNT REAL🙄

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thisisevak

^^^ exactly

WHAT THE FUCK. amazing

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
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is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week