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@apollos-kid

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if i was harry from the british royal family i would just tweet "the queen died? thats too bad mines still alive though xoxo" with a picture of meghan markle and then turn my phone off

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I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

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maddhog

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep