gosh darn

they are on a date

🙏🏿

Let us protect our Women.

Prevention is better than Cure

official boob post

Small friend :> 

thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me

don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this

Leia Organa

Who would you be in a fantasy society

im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn

if i was harry from the british royal family i would just tweet "the queen died? thats too bad mines still alive though xoxo" with a picture of meghan markle and then turn my phone off

I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

You drive, I shoot! 😌✊

true but i dont agree

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

I'm never deleting tiktok