MARGOT ROBBIE Inside the Barbie Dreamhouse (June 16, 2023)
Trailer for the first ever musical episode of Star Trek!
I want that gif of Erica saying “abso-friggin-lutely” but I can’t find it
And possibly the most important one that explains the rest
Happy July 5th
THE EXPANSE • Winnipesaukee (5.09)
I guess last time you left, you were happy to go. Not at first. What changed? I found my place. Great.
Yes, Superman saving cats from trees
ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT
HIMBO! ☝️
Charles Piazzi Smyth - The Great Comet of 1843 (1843)
The difference in reaction when you tell abled people that you got a diagnosis vs telling disabled people is so funny to me.
Abled people: Oh nooo :( I’m so sorry that’s awful
Disabled people: FUCK YEAH congrats dude!!
excuse you i have made so many more posts than that!! i deserve some recognition
i had some fresh basil from the farmer's market that i had to use up and also had some fresh garlic scapes so of course we're talking pesto but literally the only pasta in my home was gluten free lasagna noodles and i was like hmmmmm???
but what a fool i was, when all this time, i could have been enjoying pesto lasagna!!!! it's so good!!! i also added sauteed summer squash in there. perfect summer lasagna.
My boyfriend was on the phone with his dad yesterday so I went out to sit on the patio to pet the geese and play on my phone for a bit, and while out there I came across a comic of baby Grimace (yes, that Grimace) being sad because everyone hated his milkshake and saying he wished he never had a birthday. Then there was a follow up where tons of people had commented saying they loved the shake and wished Grimace a happy birthday, and that made him happy again.
This, for whatever reason, emotionally devastated me. I was sobbing. I was ugly crying so bad that even the geese waddled away side-eyeing me.
After a while my bf yelled from inside, "Okay, you ready for dinner?" and I was forced to accept I had to go back in the house a defeated sniffly little wreck.
My boyfriend, who has only ever seen me cry once in the whole year we've been together, looked horrorstruck. He assumed the worst. Someone got hurt. Something was wrong with my family. Someone was mean to me (a cardinal sin). The panic that washed over his face was unparalleled.
He, upon seeing me, (somewhat theatrically) rushed over and grabbed me by the shoulders. "What's wrong, what happened? Are you okay?" he asked, frantic. "What is it?"
I realized how ridiculous the whole situation was and just shook my head.
He was growing more panicked. "What is it? Why are you crying?"
I then had to stand there and look him, this completely normal human being, in the eyes, and blurt out "Grimace"
Confused silence followed.
"....Grimace?"
I nodded.
"...The McDonalds guy...thing?"
I nodded.
"What...what did...Grimace...do to you?"
I then tearfully recounted the silly internet comic that had absolutely broken my heart. And this poor guy--this poor, wonderfully sweet, nice, patient guy--kindly stood there trying to figure out how to comfort me that Grimace was not, in fact, sad. (Nevermind that he's a corporate mascot who isn't real)
This morning my phone rang just after 5am. It was my boyfriend. It was my turn to panic, to assume the worst.
I didn't even have time to say hello before he started excitedly yelling, "Look at the TikTok I just sent you! Look! Open it!"
Confused and not entirely convinced I wasn't still asleep, I opened the TikTok.
An official release from McDonalds confirming Grimace (who still isn't real) did, in fact, feel special on his birthday.
also while we were in the car headed to dinner I remembered the little panel of Grimace crying and I got all teary eyed again, and my boyfriend looked over and, with all the genuine care, compassion, and sympathy this guy could muster, legitimately asked, “Are you having Grimace thoughts again?” which I don’t think I’ll ever let myself live down
Watching Game Changer
Me: I really like this show
My husband: yeah, it has taskmaster energy
Both of us: *simultaneously taking a moment to imagine Brennan Lee Mulligan on Taskmaster*
Both of us: holy shit
Cackling.
In case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
Follow up:
A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move
I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!
seeby
Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.
Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh