Nap Time

I hope every disabled person with chronic fatigue has a restful disability pride month

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

more beastys. my sickmen

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this

[image Description: a simply drawn person is wearing headphones and looking bored. Then their eyes dilate in amazement and they think “blorbo”. End ID]

do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone

Hey um what the FUCk

tldr: boy have i ever

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

… you know what, codicil accepted

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

Oops, my hand slipped–

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

YES NATURE IS HEALING, MEMES AND ART IS FUTURE FUCK CAPITALISM

Which is to say, I'm having too much fun right now :D Reddit refugees, please feel like home, reblog and comment on stuff, be unhinged, support the weirdly creative and positive community and don't make a mess in the house!

[gives you none pizza with left beef and more tumblr x reddit sketches]

[gives you none pizza

with left beef and more tumblr

x reddit sketches]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if someone says "an average person should be capable of [doing something], unless they have like a medical condition or something" and you immediately think "well that's not true, I'm completely fine and I could never do that", pause and consider wheter you might actually have a medical condition.

shoutout to all the aces that used to think they were bisexuals/pansexuals. i was there too

Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."

this came to me in a dream etc

[Image description: an image of the new polyamory pride flag with high transparency, layered over a photo of a small black and white kitten touching their paw to a human's extended index finger. Macro text in white all caps reads: Reblog this if you love polyamory or Hate the Government. Description ends]

So, apparently, there's a new polyamory flag. And, apparently, this is how I learn of it.

Description: the main field is a tricolor of three equal width horizontal stripes; from the top down light blue, magenta, and dark purple. At the hoist (flagpole side) is a white, asymmetrical, chevron pointing to the fly (flapping-in-the wind side); the point of the chevron is at the boundary between the first and second stripe. Inside the chevron is a gold heart, with its pointed end aligned with the point of the chevron. Description ends.

Note one: I do love polyamory. I do not hate the government.

Note two: to the new Reddit refugees, memes that come to people in dreams is part of Tumblr culture. See also "BODE," "adult form teletubbies," and "There are many benefits to being a marine biologist."

Note one: I do love

polyamory. I do not

hate the government.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

Pt. 2:

Tumblr is giving us a lot of different dashes but the thing is no one wants "for you" so what I propose instead is you give me the ability to make mini-dashes with specific subsets of people I follow. Let me follow 300 people but then sort them into category. Let me have one dash for all my aesthetic stuff, another for news, another for my weird feral friends. Am I the only one who wants this? Maybe. Give it to me anyway.