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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

This is live telecasted murder right here

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

girl got dragged by her hair

I AM SCREECHING

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

Dude I lost it when the guy in purple just went…..BITCH

a girl talk to me

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

Hey remember when we took one that wasn’t from a ridiculous angle @itsagifnotagif

Amazing me actually looking happy

Why is there an alien in the picture?

*x-files music plays*

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

I can never make a good shrek pun oh well I’ll get ogre it..

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

There’s this one part of my window that can be extremely rude sometimes. It’s a real pane in my glass.

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

Being older than Google will one day become the new “really old” metric, comparable to sliced bread and colored television.

If The Devil himself gives you a lift, you’ll have to pay a luci-fare

So most do just not the last 3 sorry will get to work!

So…am I the only one who remembers The Origin of Donnie?

WHERE THE FUCK WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED!?

It was one of the saddest TV moments of my childhood! Donnie’s parents were originally very similar to Nigel and Mirianne. They befriended an orangutan mother and her son and taught them a single sign in sign-language: family. One day, poachers attached the orangutans. Donnie’s parents intervened and were killed for doing so. The villagers nearby sent their bodies to sea. Out of love and gratitude, the mother orangutan briefly ‘adopted’ Donnie, who was only a toddler. A year later, they stumbled across Nigel as he and the Thornberrys were filming. The orangutan decided that Donnie needed a human family and put Donnie in Nigel’s path. The Thornberrys, of course, adopted him, having personally known and respected his parents as great naturalists. 

please do not disrespect the moon

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

Eurovision is honestly nothing without Graham Norton sarcastically commentating over it otherwise it would be diabolical