Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave?
Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself.
This post haunts me.
My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via star-trekkin) I will never not reblog this. So important. (via youmightbeamisogynist)
oh my god this is heartbreaking
(via captainnipple)
Katrina & Tracy
I want to be able to do an actual, non-assisted pull up 😫
Damn
my dealer is gonna kill me
girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
September 17, 2014. 1:51pm. (via youknow-me-not-my-story)
I just wanna rub your back all night. I wanna be able to reach out just a little bit and feel your warm body next to me. I wanna hear you breathing and kiss your forehead in between sleepy sighs. I wanna smile when you snuggle closer even though you’re almost on top of me. I want you here. Always.
Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)
tbh i just need a hug
Me as a parent
gh0stdivision, army Elvis is killing me!
I just really thought to myself; why wait any longer? Because you’re all I want. You’ve been all I ever wanted and I honestly don’t see why we’re waiting anymore.
