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A Lemon: Refreshing but Sour

@aphroditestummyrolls

FYI, before anything else: I have an eating disorder, and I talk about it on here sometimes. Lately, pretty frequently. I tag it with tw anorexia and tw eating disorder, so please blacklist those tags, or don’t follow if that’ll be triggering for you. Please stay safe ❤️🌸❤️(this is NOT a pro-Ana friendly blog— if you are one, you will be blocked.)
I'm queer (he/she/they) who's finally figured out the art of not giving a fuck while still being nice to people most of the time (that’s a lie, I give so many fucks 😩). I love and hate these stupid fandoms, and I love anthropology/archaeology, history, baking, writing and sex. You'll be seeing all of these things, and it won't all be SFW. If you're under 18, get out. 😘
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Crows Masterlist ❤️

A list of my most recent stories and their AO3 links. Since I’m writing more than one story at once, it doesn’t make sense to just pin my latest chapter every time I update.

So, as I write new oneshots/update stories, I’ll update this post. There’s still so many stories to add to the Engagement Series, and like it says on the tin, I will not rest until I’ve sated every last bit of my Colm Fahey Drama.

If you like my stories, please tell me, either through an AO3 comment or here on tungl ❤️ my inbox is always open to talk about characters or stories/series you want to know more about. You might even get a new snippet 👀.

The Wylan Whump Fic™️

Between Hope and Desperation (Jesper/Wylan & everyone)

Wylan and Jesper are kidnapped when Wylan Van Eck's past bursts in on Wylan Hendriks's fragile present. Secrets are revealed, blood is spilled, and trust is required.

The Engagement Series (Jesper/Wylan)

Jesper and Wylan being giggly, giddy, and newly engaged, featuring bad pick up lines and being excited about the future
Wylan and Jesper are settling into life on the geldstraat, but the older council members are… traditionalists. Wylan is summoned to a last minute council meeting, regarding his barrel boyfriend.
on the eve of their sons’ wedding, two strangers come to understand each other. with a bottle of whiskey and a quiet spot to rest, they indulge the memories of their little boys, and look to the future when the past hurts too much.

Colm Fahey Discovers Jesper’s Ketterdam Life (I will not rest until I’ve written just about every version of this trope)/Colm Fahey-heavy Stories

Keep You Safe (Colm Fahey & Jesper/Wylan)

6 months post Crooked Kingdom— in a universe where Jesper took the parem, Matthias lived, and Colm Fahey didn’t make an appearance in CK— Colm Fahey comes looking for his son, and doesn’t find him in any of the places he expected.

Time for a Spare Prayer (Colm & Everyone; Jesper/Wylan)

Wylan’s name has become a target on his back, but his crows are there to protect him. Until things go wrong and Wylan is alone. Suddenly, Colm Fahey is the only witness to an attempt on Wylan’s life, and becomes a target himself.

Stronger than Fear (Wylan & Matthias)

A deleted scene directly after the end of Chapter 4 of Time for a Spare Prayer. Matthias brings Wylan something to eat after a truly terrible day.

The Only Way Out (is through) (Colm & Wylan/Jesper)

3 times that Colm Fahey was acutely aware that Wylan Van Eck needed a better father, plus 1 time where he stepped up to be the da he deserved.

Five More Minutes (Colm & Wylan/Jesper)

a missing scene from Only Way Out (is through) inspired by a drabble game request for wesper “accidentally sleeping in”.

Before Sunrise (Colm/Aditi featuring tiny baby Jesper)

Jesper is a colicky little baby, and Colm just wants his poor wife to be able to sleep. (Inspired by Colm’s description of Jesper in In Fits and Starts)

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winter2468

The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

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such constant barrage of bad news and i feel like i need to be saying something about it to keep at least the handful of people following me from assuming that ukraine is doing alright but i just have nothing to say anymore

you know the funny thing is that in these past 2+ years there has never been a single day when ukrainians felt secure or confident in our quote-unquote "allies". there has never not been an underlying fear that they're gonna get tired/bored of us any day now, they're gonna be too scared to help, they're gonna choose the short-term profits from doing business with russia over the long-term benefit of sticking with us, they're gonna be too enamoured with that high culture ballet intelligentsia chic to listen to some poor mail bride folks, they're gonna get offended that we don't kowtow in gratitude enough, they're gonna get annoyed that they've given us so many bananas but we keep insisting we need apples, etc.

and we were right on every point, and we keep asking for apples because there's literally no one else on planet earth to ask, and we keep cooing about the whole "civilised democracy western values" nonsense (yes, it's cringe to hip lefty people, i know, i am a hip lefty people too) to maybe flatter them into moving their asses, very aware that if they think we're losing they'll dump us because it's a waste to help us but if they think we're winning they'll dump us because there'll be no sense of urgency to help

and all people internalised was this "the west has past tense helped ukraine" narrative, whether they bring it up to pat themselves on the back or to """point out the hypocrisy""" and say that it's time to move on to something else

no the fuck you didn't. you were in the middle of helping, then you changed your mind and dropped your hand, and so far it seems that no amount of bleeding and carnage will shock you into lifting it up again

@starlightomatic re: your tag, and to any kind person who wants to help but is unsure how, here's my two cents:

  1. keep yourself posted. i hate to say "spread awareness" because awareness alone doesn't help anyone, but if you proactively follow ukraine news you'll be more likely to know when a chance to help in a more substantial way does arise. follow the kyiv independent, united24media, euromaidan press, ukraïner, etc. for regular news updates in english. follow ukraine-based journalists and activists such as oz katerji (i heard he's on tumblr too), romeo kokriatski, terrell jermaine starr, check out the many ukrainian journalists they retweet. follow ostap yarysh, a ukrainian journalist in washington covering ukraine aid and such. follow julia davis to know what unhinged genocidal rhetoric the russian state media have been spewing lately. follow vladyslav starodubtsev if you're interested in the ukrainian leftist movement (modern and historical). follow lia ğazı qızı for a crimean tatar perspective. follow alice zhuravel and her project tozhsamist to learn about racial diversity in ukraine. follow afghan-ukrainian columnist mariam naiem. follow academics focusing on ukraine (not the nebulous "eastern bloc", ukraine) such as timothy snyder. there is plenty of credible information in english out there.
  2. speaking of chances to help: right now there's a us house discharge petition going around to bring the ukraine aid bill to a vote despite mike johnson's bullshit. if you're in the us, here is a list of reps to contact. ukraine's needs are as clear as they've been the entire time: weapons and ammo. weapons are saving more ukrainian lives than refugee protections (though those are a good thing too, obviously). if you want to advocate for ukraine, arms deliveries and military aid always could use more advocating.
  3. if you can, donate. come back alive and the prytula foundation accept international donations; so do the ngo ukrainian lgbtiq+ military (self-explanatory), vtrnk (the ngo supporting women in the army), sylni (charity foundation helping SA survivors), and i'm sure some of my ukrainian mutuals can reblog this with more suggestions. if you want to donate to an international org, donate to world central kitchen, they're about the only int org that's actually doing their job here. don't shy away from donating to the army-focused ngos. crowdfunding is about the only thing keeping us afloat right now – yes, on the battlefield, too.

i understand there's a lot happening in the world right now and everybody's only got so much energy to keep track of it all, but don't let ukraine be an afterthought. we're still here, we're not winning, we're not losing, we're hard at work and it could still tip either way. every effort counts.

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hamadas

THE OLD GUARD CAST + FILMOGRAPHYMARWAN KENZARI

The Promise (2016) What Happened to Monday (2017) Murder on the Orient Express (2017) The Angel (2018) Aladdin (2019) Instinct (2019) The Old Guard (2020)
Source: alexmanes
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meirimerens

Yumna Al-Arashi, Axis of Evil (Yemen, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq), 2020

"This photograph was made for my first European solo show in Berlin, in the gallery Anahita Contemporary. It's a self-portrait alongside Anahita Sadighi, Moshtari Hilal and Susu AbdulMajid. We are respectively from Yemen, Iran, Afghanistan and Iraq. Despite our different roots I noticed that we all share a similar background, having grown up in Western nations that often vilify the places our families are from. I also noticed the strong profiles of each of our faces. So I decided to create this portrait with the title Axis of Evil – a play on the term so frequently used to describe our home countries when we were growing up. It also embraces the beauty of our distinctive noses, which are often treated as ugly, something to be changed. I wanted to embrace these qualities of ours in this image, creating something powerful, defiant."
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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

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soundsof71

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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artlyloser
[ID: Illustration of the origin characters from BG3 gathered around a pot of stew. Scratch is next to Karlach sniffing and trying to get at her bowl while she holds it up out of the way. Wyll is next to him petting him. Gale and Astarion are arguing and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are eating. The second photo is a close-up on Wyll and Scratch. END ID]

Wyll Week Day 7: Family / Found Family

A very late end but an end nonetheless