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Sarah | 24 | NYC

Sometimes in life you are just a 26 year old teenage girl trying her best to build a fine dining resurraunt all by yourself from the ground up while your 30 year old teenage boy of a business partner fucks around and finds out.

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

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i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

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i know that children crave steel and iron

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john was talking abt a theoretical cyril hahn-esque remix of “so yesterday” and so i took a stab at making one