Sometimes in life you are just a 26 year old teenage girl trying her best to build a fine dining resurraunt all by yourself from the ground up while your 30 year old teenage boy of a business partner fucks around and finds out.
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??
yo your brother kind of sucks
POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
john was talking abt a theoretical cyril hahn-esque remix of “so yesterday” and so i took a stab at making one

