Never forget. #2024Elections
Republican attacks on reproductive rights are an attack on privacy/autonomy.
Essential information of previous post:
- A product called "i can't believe it's not estrogen" by a company called "estrolabs" is being advertized on Twitter.
- It is not estrogen. It is ashwagandha.
- The active ingredient increases your lutenizing hormone, which will cause your body to produce more of whichever sex hormone it produces endogenously.
- If you have testes, this will increase your testosterone levels.
If you are transfem, this shit will increase your testosterone levels.
They are lying to you to take your money. Don't fucking touch it. Tell your friends and family.
If you're desperate, DIY is an option. The subreddit r/TransDIY is an excellent resource, as is the DIY Wiki.
If what you really want is a herbal supplement, there are certain herbs that will have a minor antiandrogenic effect. The DIY resources here will have more information on it.
Edit: the dose of ashwagandha is so high that it will give you serotonin syndrome within four to eight weeks. This shit is evil.
Meanwhile in Minnesota…
I like this example of how you can treat a high roll like a success without letting players achieve the impossible.
FUCKING EXACTLY. Great example of getting the best possible result from a Nat 20 without it meaning you managed to do something completely impossible.
This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL
nicolecieux
UNMUTE THIS
discountjainasolo
sCuM?!
I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands.
dizzyhmuffin
Han, carefully lightly pushing Leia back so that she doesn’t go all Tusken Massacre on the crowd: hang on, “scum” is the best insult you can come up with?
His indignation is my favourite thing in the world
people are always like “why did they cut this????” and…they cut it because this was The Reveal that the whole thing is a trap is better without it. it’s pretty masterful editing, really, because it is undeniably GOOD, it’s just not good with the rest of the story.
Cat Moving Kittens By Austin Smith
We must have known, Even as we reached Down to touch them Where we’d found them Shut-eyed and trembling Under a straw bale In the haymow, that She would move them That night under cover Of darkness, and that By finding them We were making certain We wouldn’t see them again Until we saw them Crouching under the pickup Like sullen teens, having gone As wild by then as they’d gone Still in her mouth that night She made a decision Any mother might make Upon guessing the intentions Of the state: to go and to Go now, taking everything You love between your teeth.
“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.
“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.
“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”
Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)
Oh oh I've got another one
The way Sherlock has a lucid hallucination of the 19th century in which Molly is there as a competent pathologist disguised as a man, but the John that Sherlock's subconscious conjured (to look for the things he might miss) is able to see her as a woman...
Then the Mycroft in his mind says something like "sometimes we have to let the villains win because they are right"
Remember every role in this scenario, every line written, is conjured by Sherlock FOR Sherlock.
And there she is again... at last revealed to be a woman... its Molly Hooper who is swapping dead bodies and helping other scorned women commit crimes... it's Molly Hooper being clever and strongwilled. And It's Molly Hooper who is the "villain" that Sherlock concedes has been wronged by him.
And then following that experience, there is Molly Hooper again threatening to undo the very foundation of Sherlock Holmes in the finale when he is trying to save her. And Eurus declares he DID lose... so in a way that makes Molly the villain from his subconscious... the one who makes him lose.
Not even "The Woman" could really do that... Sure, she can distract him--throw him off guard for a bit, but when Irene Adler plays her games, it's a battle of wills. Not a partnership or a friendship... and so ultimately he tells her that sentiment is the chemical defect of a loser. And he beats her game. Even when he saves her, he's not beat.
But he loses the battle entirely when Eurus phones Molly. And all Molly did was ask Sherlock if he was ok, slap him in the face when he deserved it, and save his life, and help him fake his death... of course it had to be true when he said those words to Molly...
Molly is the villain of the show. And she was right.
walks in holding another 'sw character lives' au because i love bail organa a lot
Not Hera and Sabine wearing matching phoenix patches 🥺🥺🥺
Looks like the left side patch is the same, too.
the hill I will die on is that the most tragic story in star wars is the clones' story
Something I find really amusing about the reaction to the Ahsoka trailer is the amount of people saying “Omg my favorite war criminal is back!!!” And the war criminal in question is Chopper and not Thrawn
some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort
- Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? “Prices and participation may vary.” I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets! We are not affiliated with that clown.”
- Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.
- I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments and one fuckin’ complicated payment. We can’t tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! That last payment must be made in wampum!
- Hey, if you wanna talk to me after the show, I’ll be… fuckin’ surprised.
- This shirt is “dry-clean only”… Which means it’s dirty.
- One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? ”
- An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- I play golf. I’m not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell “Fore!” but I was too busying mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.”
- When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things besides comedy. They say “All right you’re a stand up comedian, can you act? Can you write? Write us a script.” They want me to do things that’s related to comedy, but it’s not comedy. That’s not fair. It’s as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, and they said “All right you’re a cook… can you farm?”
amphitryo
- “Rice is great when you’re you’re hungry and you want 10,000 of something”
- “Tennis is depressing because no matter how good you get, you will never be as good as a wall”
- “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it”
- “I used to think I could control ducks with my mind. But it turns out ducks and I just have really similar ideas about what ducks should do.”
- “I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who would be really mad if she heard me say that.”
- “I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna stick pins in all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners so it doesn’t fall down.”
Mitch Hedberg was one of the funniest dudes alive.
