Me: 2018 is going to be my healthiest year yet.

Also me:

@aphonicgod

AMEEN

@aphonicgod this has actually been true for me

real shit man??? fuck i need me some energy like that 😩😩😩😩

plus size men are so goddamn…attractive. very good high quality content. excellent hug and snug abilities. great to look at AND to touch. thanks for coming to my TED talk

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

Just puke man

I can’t believe this is my legacy…

¯\_(ꙮ)_/¯

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs– it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

We all sleep differently. I’ve been sleeping on my side, And Y'all been sleeping on Aqualad

I lost my scholarship and now I can’t go back next semester

I signed up for a summer course and if I get an A, they’ll give me back the grant I need and I can go back in the fall. Wish me luck everyone!

I GOT AN A IN THE CLASS AND I’M GOING BACK!!!

I need this energy right now.

This is now the scholarship grant money post. Reblog to get the scholarships and grants you need to continue your academics!

I’m reblogging again to multiply the energy!

You gonna get that job, get that car, house/apartment, and then you gon find you a lil boo who gon listen and y’all gon be happy.

Reblog it into existence

8/19: Happy birthday to Maria @theladystrikesagain ♡

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

anyway sam not voting to save rockstar (even though it wouldn’t have mattered) is so ugly because rockstar sat there and listened to her cry and consoled her when she had meltdown after meltdown all week while the girl she voted to save did nothing but throw her under the bus in the DR

Fuck Angela’s dad and his birthday

kaycee is the biggest flop in level 6 and you guys should’ve never hyped her up the way that you did in the beginning of the season…there I said it

JC and Sam really are stupid as fuck huh

[Admin: Wedding suit :) ]

It’s canon yall

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