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Here is my third and final Stucky Big Bang piece. The armor is based on this character design, while the background is lovingly stolen adapted from Mucha.
Art for Winter’s Knight by waffilicious (Fairytale AU) Steve’s life is turned upside-down when, on a visit to his favorite park, he finds his best friend, Bucky, dressed in what looks like very intense Ren Faire armor and claiming to be the Winter Knight of the Unseelie Court. Pulled into the world of Faerie, Steve is determined to find out exactly what’s happened to Bucky and bring him back home to the human world.
Neck Kisses…
Well, I might as well play around with some colour palettes :D
WHO MADE THIS MOST PERFECT VIDEO? I MUST KNOW!
“i know how much Barnes means to you I REALLY DO”
*BANGS FISTS ON TABLE* GIVE ME BUCKYNAT BACKSTORY
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE WITH BI!STEVE HAVING TO COME OUT + THE SUBSEQUENT SHITSTORM PLEASE DO THE WRITE
“…of course, people have found this very confusing in light of your relationship with Agent Carter during the war. Tricking a woman into a fake relationship to hide your-”
“It wasn’t a fake relationship.” Steve looks at the journalist like she’s crazy, on purpose. He’s just about sick of people’s wilful misunderstanding of his sexuality, so his new strategy is to treat stupid questions like he can’t possibly comprehend why they’re being asked.
It sort of works. Nobody likes to look stupid in front of a national icon.
“But you’re in a relationship with Bucky Barnes.” She ploughs on, slightly perturbed and shooting a glance to someone behind the camera. Steve wouldn’t have to deal with all this bullshit if he hadn’t very publicly yelled at and then kissed his boyfriend for almost getting himself killed (again), but well. Shit tends to happen to him. He’s had worse.
“Yeah. It’s seventy years later, I don’t think Peggy’s mad I moved on.” He smiles tightly like she’s making a joke. If only.
“So you realised you were gay after you were defrosted?”
“I realised I was bisexual at around twelve.” Heavy emphasis on the word, because this is supposed to be the fucking future and he’s getting really tired of how people still can’t seem to grasp the concept. “I was queer when Peggy and I were together and I’m still queer now. It’s not something you do, it’s something you are.”
Well, he probably could’ve held back from saying that. But he’s just about hit the limits of his patience and why can’t he be open about himself now? Everyone keeps telling him all the ways this century is wonderful because people are supposedly allowed to be themselves, why can’t it put its money where its mouth is?
“Commander, I don’t think that’s appropriate language for-”
“I tend to be inappropriate, it gets stuff done.” He smiles politely and stands up to start unhooking his microphones, because this interview is definitely over. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go and - still being queer whatever I’m doing with my dick - get back to my job. Pardon my French, ma’am.”
That’s what you call a mic drop, right? he texts Sam on his way out, bracing himself for the absolute bollocking SHIELD PR is no doubt about to rain down on him. They should have studied history harder if they thought he was going to sit pretty and behave, though, so he doesn’t feel too guilty about the shitstorm that’s about to ensue.
THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A MIC DROP Sam texts back, along with a bunch of emojis that Steve’s pretty sure mean his friend is proud of him.
Bucky just texts him a heart. Steve tries not to blush on the subway.
steve: don't go, i can't do this
bucky: we've been through worse steve. I need you to live, do something fun okay?
steve: i cannot
bucky: yes you can, what did you do while I was gone?
steve: [wobbly voice] wait for you to get back
Anonymous asked:
How long do you think it takes for Bucky to find youtube footage of Steve fighting Aliens?
“Steven Grant.”
“Oh shit.” Steve freezes like a deer in headlights at Bucky’s yell, and Sam just looks at him because what the fuck. “You didn’t tell him about the-”
“I didn’t tell him about the-”
“Steven Grant get your pasty Irish ass in here right the fuck now!” Bucky slams his bedroom door open hard enough to crack the wall behind it, Starkpad in hand with…
Oh fuck. He found YouTube.
“Listen, it was just the one-”
“You reckless son of a bitch!” The Starkpad goes sailing past Sam’s head to smash against the fridge, only avoiding Steve’s face by virtue of his enhanced reflexes. “Aliens, Steve! Motherfucking goddamn aliens?! You almost got your stupid ass killed!”
“I was fine!” The most amusing part of this frankly terrifying exchange, Sam thinks from his new vantage point under the kitchen table, is the way they manage to sound like an old married couple even as Steve whines in protest. It’s ridiculous.
“You got blown out of Grand Central!”
“It’s not like I never got blown up before!”
“Yeah, like the time you threw yourself on a fuckin’ grenade before you even got the goddamn-”
“Are you still on about that?! It was eighty years ago!”
“I leave you behind with strict fuckin’ instructions to not get yourself killed, and what do I get?! You throw your skinny ass on a fuckin’ grenade!”
“It wasn’t real!”
“Do not start that shit with me again!”
Really, Sam considers, the only thing that would make this better would be popcorn.
The only thing brighter to Steve than fireworks in the sky is his love of Bucky.
@0n-y0ur-left asked for steve and bucky (swing) dancing. hope you like it :)
(yes they spend their lives in sweat pants and avengers themed shirts)
here’s clint’s reaction :
9/4 GOOD COMIC CITY 23 ALLSTAR4 スマブラオンリーおしながきです！ スペースは【東3 ヒ21b】になります。
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