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how do i get over someone who i never dated
Source: rainsfell
esports want to be real sports really bad but one thing that competitive video games currently lack that real sports don't is the sun being fucking annoying.
like if you play a baseball game in the late afternoon and the stadium is oriented a certain way, none of the batters can't hit a damn thing because the sun's in their eyes. and in all the sports where they play on a linear field one team gets fucking blinded for half the game and then they gotta switch sides so their other team gets to burn their retinas out
but esports dweebs are a) basement dwellers by nature and b) easily allured by colored LEDs and blacklights, so whether they're playing at home or in a venue the sun will not influence the game in any way.
this needs to change.
my proposed solution is for esports venues to set up a big fuck off stage spotlight pointed directly at whoever's on player 2 side of the stream setup, and then halfway through the set they gotta get up and switch chairs so it's fair
if esports venues do this evo will have the same or greater viewership as the world series. please let jabrony or whoever know asap.
since im on a roll about tragedies:
i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.
give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.
give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.
"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."
i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.
If you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life.
“depression doesn’t necessarily means you’re always sad, it means that when you’re not being distracted you feel completely lost. you feel hopeless, worthless, and completely alone. there is nothing you can do to stop it. it doesn’t come all at once either, it hits you in waves of pain and anger and hatred of yourself. then its over, but it’s not gone. it’s just waiting for you to be vulnerable again.”
Lowkey want to get in a bad car accident/murdered so i don’t have to do it myself.
it’s one of those nights again. the kind where you can feel the sadness and anxiety in your stomach. the kind where you want to yell and scream and cry because nothing is okay and you aren’t sure it ever will be. the kind where you stare at your scars, wanting to make more. just to feel something other than this ache. it is nights like this that make me terrified to keep living.
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Can't sleep so I made this-
I laughed way too hard at this
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Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
sometimes I see older people and I’m like... how do you do it? how do you cope with the loss of people and places and things as life progresses
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
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OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
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Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
IT’S TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
Wexter: *Exists.*
Tumblr:
I came for the dino stayed for the #cursed biology tags
This is why Tumblr.
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So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.
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Stay woke
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Is this true?
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Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”
You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.
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Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST
Some links…
(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)
hello-missdolly
Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.
Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit
that’s right fracking you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply
It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst
Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.
My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:
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Signal boosting this
Reblogging from myself because it’s October now
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Okay guys
I did the math.
It's 157 days till my birthday and 245085 notes to go
To make it we would have to add 1561 notes per day
Do you really think you can do that?
I am so sorry to all of my followers but yes. Yes we can.
ur obligated to reblog this at least once if it’s on ur dash /hj
