steely dan enjoyer

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

From “A Month in the West II” (2019)

one of those pop linguistic lists of untranslatable words except they don't tell you what they mean (because they are untranslatable)

hi phillies (x)

nick castellanos is hot. can i say that

Out of Touch

Yes

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE HEADING BACK TO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES!!!

The most popular classic rock band in every U.S. State

babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

I’m sorry this is KILLING me imagine having such a choke hold on the division just to do this every October

PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION | I Would Die 4 U

astros advanced to alcs my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

so true it’s the one thing that unites the baseball community

men love looking at each other lustfully while covered in blood, It’s how they bond

Before I get into what just happened to me, can I just say how insane it is that even in 2023 there are vending machines that just drop a bottle of soda 5 feet onto the floor before you can drink it? A ludicrous design flaw

No you may not

they hated him for his low-empathy autism swag

and the killings.

they hated him for his stabbing people as a stim autism swag

what do you mean people are screenshotting this to put over their blorbos. i literally made this post 8 hours ago. it hasn’t even had time to bake yet cmon guys