NNB from TwoHeadedGiant is back with a conversation about the recent Mercy changes! Come hang out, get involved in the conversation, and have a great day!

Thanks for the memories. <3 <3 <3 We love you all.

(me, in 8th grade, reading Hamlet) POLONIUS: O I am slain. ME: wtf why would anyone say that that's hilarious lol who even talks like that (me, today, at a minor inconvenience) ME: fuck me, fuck my fucking life, i am dead, fucking kill me, end this hell

One of the most mind blowing things about the many worlds theory is there is a universe out there somewhere that says, "You know, I don't know how this works. Let me grab my phone and Bing it real quick." Truly unsettling.

When she assures you you're amazing in bed, but then you break up and she says she was lying the whole time.

this is the most memey shit i’ve ever done. ya gotta lose your mind

A video almost as hot as Professor Hotdad himself. :3

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when shit was good like a week ago and youre trying to figure out how it all got so fucked up

Sonic (Genesis) Corruptions - TwoHeadedGiant

when no one is around so you fart, but then your crush comes up to ask a question and you know they're going to smell it at any second.

“Oh but managing people is easy!”