Sexual themes
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
Why do you live with the wolf from The Thing
me, alone in my room, bragging to myself about having satan sex & no regrets on vinyl
i dont understand people who hate when cars blast music loud as fuck with their windows down like how the hell else are you going to find new music
Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross
no I reclaimed it I’ve died before
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
i have such an adamant neutrality toward south park i actually hate both the people who like it enough to blog about it & the people who hate it enough to whine about it. youre all annoying. its a fuckin stupid cartoon and sometimes its funny. sometimes its not. grow up
subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
they should make a queer coffee shop where they scream at you, play loud music, and there is alcohol in the food.
if you try to read a book they get to beat you to death with 2x4s
at the queer coffee shop they hook you up to five IV drips at once with God Knows What inside of them and start squeezing them like a seal playing the horns. the food is the least of our concerns






