welcome to my bar(blog). Sit down. Have a drink(post). It’s on the house.
hobie: kill yourself
pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO
original format from @ha-youwish in this post!
I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad
I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.
Huh.
I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine
Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub
ok miss pencil sharpener pussy
your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew
nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write
This is absolutely a thing. :) (In a different medium, I've done it myself. Details here.)
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.
You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them
block of poop
ingot of instant intestinal blockage
is that the anarky symbol?
“anarky”
Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.
I’m,,,
who tf bought arkham origins
thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news
Grace Jones
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[image description: two photos of grace jones in a look split down the middle. on one side, she wears a suit, short hair with sideburns, and a fake mustache. on the other, she wears a dress, long hair, and more feminizing makeup. in one photo, she poses in profile in front of a mirror, so the reflection shows the more feminine side and the more masculine side is in the foreground. in the second photo, she stands in front of a painted banner that reads, “christoff christine.”]







