i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature
they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature
they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then
As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda.
I do however, understand the trans mission.
I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"
"I want," the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. "Certainly," said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. "Thank y- Hey! What's this?" "A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions."
This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.
The British right wing are just fucking nuts.
“Many white feminists have claimed that Indians are not respecting"freedom of speech"by demanding that whites stop promoting and selling books that exploit Indian spirituality. However, promotion of this material is destroying freedom of speech for Native Americans by ensuring that our voices will never be heard…. Feminists must make a choice, will they respect Indian political and spiritual autonomy, or will they promote materials that are fundamentally racist under the guise of “freedom of speech””
— Plastic Shamans and Astroturf Sun Dances: New Age Commercialization of Native American Spirituality, by Lisa Aldred
Unpleasant_(interface)_design
THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST
The horrible volume slider post is amusing. This post needs to be locked in a vault to prevent psychic damage.
DONT FORGET that coffee and alcohol are BEST FRIENDS with water! They love water so much and miss her when she’s not around! Please don’t put them in your tummy without her or they will be SO SAD.
An important rule of discworld is that whatever goes down 50 pages from the end of the book will make you feel shrimp emotions
I can’t tell if this aged like wine or like milk.
Betty #46
I went on snopes and like, yeah no this was genuinely published in 1997, somehow
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
?????
Spooky
[ID: A tweet reading “The closest you can get to knowing what it’s like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know” /End ID]
Hello! Today I am the magical number 42, and I would like to request entry into the birthday unending (if the gates are still open). I bring with me two small fluffy dogs, a bucket of good tea, and a mind that leaks memory more than I'd like.
WHA--HELLO. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING OUT HERE, BIRTHDAY CHILD? THOSE ARE SOME IMPRESSIVE COBWEBS. WE THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING THE SPIDERS THEIR FUN. BUT THE GATES ARE OPEN NOW.
COME, AND ENTER, AND BE HOME.
WE HAVE BEEN AWAY A TIME AND WE HAVE NOT BEEN AWAY AT ALL, FOR WE ARE OUTSIDE AND INSIDE TIME, AND THUS IT MOVES FOR US IN WAYS OTHER THAN IT MIGHT MOVE FOR YOU. BUT WE ARE GLAD THAT YOU ARE HERE, AND THAT WE ARE HERE, AND THAT WE ARE FINALLY HERE TOGETHER.
HERE IS YOUR PLACE AT THE TABLE. HERE IS YOUR CONICAL HAT. HERE IS A CLEARING WHERE YOUR DOGS MAY RUN, FREE OF THE CORN, FREE OF THE WOLVES WHO WALK THE CORN, SAFE IN YOUR EYES. ALL OUR CHILDREN ARE SAFE HERE, ALWAYS.
WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY. WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY. WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY UNENDING.
“After all, when you seek advice from someone it’s certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.”
— Jingo, Terry Pratchett (via paradises-library)
Vetinari: Have I told you that the Klatchian situation is intensely political? Prince Cadram is trying to do a great deal very fast. He needs to consolidate his position. He is depending on support that is somewhat volatile. There are many plotting against him, I understand. Leonard: Really? Well, this is the sort of thing people do. Incidentally, I’ve recently been examining cobwebs and …
It’s parallel play
Also important to note that Da Vinci is only “locked” in the attic with special traps that he designed himself. It is meant to keep other people out, not to keep him in. The tyrant knows this. He doesn’t want to share his friend with anyone.
I couldn’t decide which meme was funnier, so you get both