Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Tony Hawk

for adults, good kids and convenient kids are the same thing

shout out to the comic that breached containment because the aging population of tumblr relate hard about being A Good Kid

bro, we wake up to come hang with you. we come over to hang out with you. we are here for you. bro.

"(2A/j.C >) 2B > 5C > f.214B > tk.j.22 > c.214B, 2B > 5BB > 22C > 623AA" would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

shoutout to everyone reblogging who doesn't know this is nanaya. your sight unseen solidarity with fg posts is admirable

to everyone who did recognize it as nanaya, I'm shaking your hand like we're hitmen running into each other off the job or I'm giving you my condolences, depending on why you recognized it

i feel compelled to publicize this further

Sustai Ulanbaagen

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

I told you dog, I told you it's going to be like that.

"JP-media horniness is not the same as queer-friendly horniness" is so absurdly funny dudes really think using enough leftist sounding words disguises the racism

ufos and aliens keep trending on twitter for me today so i should show off this indescribable image i made earlier today i think

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW

"UK MP Angela Eagle, who was a joint winner of the 1976 British Girls' Under-18 chess championship, said: 'There is no physical advantage in chess unless you believe men are inherently more able to play than women - I spent my chess career being told women's brains were smaller than men's and we shouldn't even be playing.

"'This ban is ridiculous and offensive to women," she added.'"

Got permanently banned from a subreddit for saying law enforcement shooting someone dead in the street was still a bad thing even when the victim was a violent right-wing fanatic.

Gotta say, I did not expect that to be such a controversial statement. So repeating it here: law enforcement shouldn't kill people. Even violent assholes have a right to be taken in alive, and it's a failure of practice and policy when someone is killed in the process of an arrest.

But, see, authoritarianism is great when it's targeting the bad people. What makes a person bad? Well, the fact that I say they are, obviously. What do you mean that's exactly the same logic as conservatives use to justify police brutality? We're only targeting the bad people, like child molesters and rapists (please ignore the long and well-recorded history of queer people and people of colour being accused of child molestation and rape, why do you not just trust the notion that being accused of a certain crime means the police can shoot you?)

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

could a girl and a supercomputer fall in love

this post is about the inherent homoeroticism between girls and machines this is NOT about ai ai will never fall in love with a girl. its not biologically possible they are born for evil. machines are born for gay sex. hope this helps

the endless now

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

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