talia al ghul, done in artbreeder, touch up and details by me.
a transparent professor reminding u all to vote!!
Listen to this boy! Register to vote! If you think you’re already registered, go ahead and double check to make sure. Then request a vote by mail ballot to make it easy when the time comes. Democracy is a helluva thing.
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
🏜 Nature and women are forces to be reckoned with.
im crying rn cause it’s fucking BEAUTIFUL
@thisuserisangry on twitter
*alleviates your anxiety by replacing it with new, less relevant anxiety”
*distracts you from the state of the world by giving you a phobia of blue whales*
Gaud its just a whale. Have you ever met a blue whale? It won’t hurt you.
listen fucker, whale songs can be twice as loud as a fucking jet engine, more than loud enough to burst eardrums, paralyze limbs and cause organ damage at close range. sperm whales, the loudest animal on the planet, could literally vibrate a human body to death. the sheer fact they don’t is either ignorance, choice, or lack of opportunity–not inability. as for blue whales (aka the biggest creature to exist ever despite the fact that megafauna roamed the earth for tens of millions of years before these fucks came around), well a blue whale’s corpse is capable of literally exploding from gas buildup. and that’s not even getting into my extreme visceral discomfort surrounding whale falls aka the process of a whale carcass falling abyssal depths of thousands and thousands of feet, just falling through the fucking water to the ocean floor and creating a complex localized ecosystem capable of sustaining who-knows-what kind of deep-sea terrors for decades, so kindly get fucked.
#and just like that you’re not thinking of coronavirus anymore
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Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11
If anyone is having a bad day, here are some quokkas
Adorable
This tweet almost made me cry in the middle of class, so I thought I should share it here.
not a single person is allowed to tell me it’s ToO eArLy FoR hAlLoWeEn StUfF this year. i deserve this. we deserve this. now shut up and pass me that skeleton.
*passes that skeleton*
calumthonas
:/
This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged
Gonna just share this:
My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.
To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.
My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.
65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.
yashee-but-jjba
Oh no
Now y’all are catching on to that?
Forgive this disgruntled German for thinking back to all the times ‘mericans accusingly asked: “How did you let Hitler happen?”
Like. Fucking. That.
So I beg you! Please vote! Do everything you can to cast your vote while elections are still a thing you guys can do.
I remember seeing this post going around in 2016, may be time to get it out there again…
Just as a warning for people with tiktok.
STAY OFF YOUR FORYOU PAGE.
A man killed himself live on tiktok. People are embedding the video into other videos and sharing it around. Stay off tiktok, go watch some compilations on youtube or something.
People are actually turning this guys death into a meme fucking hell.
This is the first image of the TikTok so you know to scroll past it if you come across the video:
ace-cryptozoologist
Y'all i got a text about my friend breaking down becuase of this just a few minutes ago. Its real and its terrible. They’re also hiding it in stuff like cat videos and other seemingly harmless things so stay alert and stay safe.
Oh Jesus I don’t have TikTok but please be aware darlings!!!! This sounds terrifying!!!
BOOST! Stay safe, guys
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