Alright, now life has been hectic but I'm starting collage and I need a new hyperfocus musical to listen to while studying, any reccomondations?
i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you
when i was learning about him in school, like 12th grade psych, this was the single thing i agreed with of his whole career, and I somehow had the dumbass guts to stand in front of the class and be like “haha penis envy yea all girls get that i know i do :)” and everyone was like “????no??” and anyway i realized i was trans while crying in the bathroom 20 minutes later. true story, that’s seriously when it clicked. anyway i hate sigmund frued. bitch i’ll kill you.
reblog if you need a hug
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug
everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]
acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)
some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say "I don't actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago". What kind of MALICIOUS,
Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh
Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.
Drowning him?!?!?!?
hey sorry but we gave your boyfriend too many juice and he drowned. yeah he got like 430 juice boxes and it killed him. everyone keeps reblogging and giving him more juice. sorry
This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’
Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home
i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me
Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner
My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste
You guys are like a two hour drive from each other
The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)
2023 is the year of me getting very into obscure musicals apparently
tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats
Today was my last day of work at the library, so I went full Chaos Goblin, photoshopped a Goncharov DVD cover with the poster, screenshots from posts in the tag, part of the Polygon article, and some vague plot insinuations, and I left it on the shelf for whoever to find. Only one coworker knows what I did, and we're friends, so she's all for it.
For bonus points, I photoshopped the spine to look like it had a library spine label on it. Let the games begin.
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