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♡A Simple cottage core wlw♡

@anxiouslysapphic

I am your supportive sister now, feel free to Send asks and messages, but be prepared for lots of typos (but also alot of love so I think it makes up for it) I am the utter simp. search "she speaks" for my original posts, this blog is a combination of aesthetic stuff, pride/positivity, and some general things that just made me laugh or amused. I try my best not to bring politics here, just support and love twords marginalized communities. Please try to keep in mind that I am a minor, she/her bog witch, dork,mother of three cats, two chickens and 20 quails (that being said do be aware I adopt practically any animal I see) I identify as queer and consider myself a part of wlw and aspec communities (if you have any questions about sexuality and labels feel free to ask, I've questioned mine more times then I can count and I'll always be here to support as a loving big sister)
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i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you

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when i was learning about him in school, like 12th grade psych, this was the single thing i agreed with of his whole career, and I somehow had the dumbass guts to stand in front of the class and be like “haha penis envy yea all girls get that i know i do :)” and everyone was like “????no??” and anyway i realized i was trans while crying in the bathroom 20 minutes later. true story, that’s seriously when it clicked. anyway i hate sigmund frued. bitch i’ll kill you.

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.

Drowning him?!?!?!?

hey sorry but we gave your boyfriend too many juice and he drowned. yeah he got like 430 juice boxes and it killed him. everyone keeps reblogging and giving him more juice. sorry

This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

Today was my last day of work at the library, so I went full Chaos Goblin, photoshopped a Goncharov DVD cover with the poster, screenshots from posts in the tag, part of the Polygon article, and some vague plot insinuations, and I left it on the shelf for whoever to find. Only one coworker knows what I did, and we're friends, so she's all for it.

For bonus points, I photoshopped the spine to look like it had a library spine label on it. Let the games begin.

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(chortle)