Life is like a box full of chocolates it sucks if

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

fuck

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

look at this fucking album cover

I stan ONE Karen

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

Mary go round at home 🏡

God, the absolute power of that woman

Pole dancing is an art, its not just for strippers, not that you should be insulting them either

Hilarious Twitter Thread Where People Pretend Their Pets Are Workers

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

That’s her Uber

i was watching high school musical yesterday and watched troy bolton eat a delicious lunch of Just White Bread

Cannibalism

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“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

Good god, what year is it?

April

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

You god damn fools look what you’ve done