For Posts That Give Me Anxiety

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

Ayyyyyyye

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

I could use some 💪 luck

Anyone else want a very butch girlfriend who’ll protect you like a Fabergé egg?

reblog for the universe to send you a very butch girlfriend who’ll protect you like a Fabergé egg

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)