I went to bed and this is what happens….
we were yelling about misha collins for like an hour you should have expected this
I mean- yeah but still…
not naming names here but someone was like “guys we should prank the ones offline”

I went to bed and this is what happens….
we were yelling about misha collins for like an hour you should have expected this
I mean- yeah but still…
not naming names here but someone was like “guys we should prank the ones offline”
cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
Supernatural?
You don't understand i have to make weird noises about it or it will mentally destroy me
Me when tourrettes
[transcript/video description:
[tango is creating custom audio goat horns] tango: i thiiink i want to, i kind of want to get the - the bdubs ones saying "shut up!" and "you'll" - "you'll speak when spoken to" [cut; bdubs has just run into tango's house when hearing that tango's trying to rip recordings of him talking] bdubs: i'll give you a clean one [recording] right now, you want a clean one? hit record! tango: i don't want a, i don't want a dirty one! alright, hang on [he opens recording software off screen] alright, clean one bdubs: [crosstalk] alright, ready? tango: aaand, camera speed bdubs: you'll speak when spoken to! tango: [laughing] very good, very good, okay bdubs: nailed it tango: nailed it, first try [cut; tango is now doing the actual file uploading] tango: we will go... audioplayer upload... yes, yes... [he uploads the file of bdubs speaking to filebin] [cut to about a minute later; tango's typing the command to download the audio file onto his goat horn] tango: uhh, call this one "spoken to"... oh did that work? i don't know if it took the, [he mouses over the goat horn, which is now named "Spoken Too" in game] it did, okay. here we go! [tango plays the goat horn. it plays the intro beats of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". tango's face screws up, then he puts his head in his hand; long after the recording ends, he looks up, starts laughing, and slow claps three times]
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As you wish.
This post felt like a Rick roll from another timeline. I can’t tell if this is the better or worse timeline.
I am one minor inconvenience away from chewing on electrical wires like a hamster
i think someone quantum entangled charlie slimecicle at some point for real he talks like he knows things no one should know
why is he really good at pretending to be omnipresent
The slime gets to the brain after a while
Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)
Relatable
No thoughts head empty shark is how I be rolling these days
u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands
I text like this On Purpose. It makes the words word right
Okay so I just saw the new Dungeons and Dragons movie
gotta say from the moment they went with the "let's dive out the window onto the Aarakocra" plan even as the council was like "WE PARDONED YOU" I knew it would be great because that is the exact kind of stupidity a D&D party would get up to
The timing was perfect, it was very realistic in shenanigans
the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov's gun but it's Chekov's arsenal. A paladin's autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick "where are they now" segment. everything.
God I love this movie
they're called mutuals
My dorm hall be like:
FETCH ME NEIL
hate it when I call myself a girl and then someone goes "you're not a girl you're nonbinary/agender" and it's like. I am whatever I say I am. freak. I am a girl I am a little guy I am the man of the owl. I am nothing. I am everything. do not presume to know me in anyway I do not know myself
when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."
"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."
My non-binary tourrettic ass would shoves them all in my face at once
Consider after the empty the pen project that I might wish I wasn’t. That drawing haunts my nightmares.
He supports you emotionally by eating anyone who gives you anxiety. 🦈
Emotional support sea puppy pls eat college for me 💕
Know your puppies!
Sharks and owls are cats, as well.
Thank you for this insight, you’re right!
I love them
CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP
Me rn on lots of bebnadriml