Googled sharknato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint
they have many current events to discuss
They are ready to sink their teeth into global relations
love how if you marry Abigail, her 14 heart event is about her having to save you from a monster and feeling some sort of quiet but life changing guilt about taking a life for the first time and she insists on burying it and if you go by the grave later you get a message about how she had to take a life to save yours and you will never forget that.
but if you marry Sebastian, he'll just be hanging out in the kitchen one morning and be like "hey, couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk through the mines and got this for you" and hand you void essence which you can only get in the mines by going down to the 80+ levels and killing Shadow People, which are sapient people that can talk and have their own culture and customs and shit, and this is a Perfectly Normal morning you can have.
I love you Stardew Valley I love you Stray I love you Untitled Goose Game I love you indie games with no microtransactions that understand having fun is the whole, entire point.
babe calm down, why don't you go listen to a beautiful video game soundtrack powerful enough on its own to move you to tears, maybe then you'll feel better
them: are you ok you look out of it
me: yea sorry just tired
my brain:
I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that
please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious
Deffo one of my favorite web comics.
girls when they see the most stressed out, anxious, pent up man riddled with grief: i need him
Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person
Ahhh, glad to see it always comes back to this
snoopy of the day
Yeah wait what the fuck
